# A question for Cat people::

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 26, 2020, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-cat-people/921607 "2020-09-26T17:30:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2020, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-cat-people/921607/41 "2020-09-29T18:51:10Z")

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The Son and the Daughter-in-law decided that COTU#3 was old enough for a pet. He wanted a dog at first, until he found out all the WORK a dog would en-“tail.” So then he decided on a cat.

There were stipulations. His kitten would have to be male, it had to be black, brown and white, and oh, yes, he decided this cat would be named “Jackson.” Nobody knows where, how or why he came up with that name. He’s six years old.

The Daughter-in-law located a rescue kitten from a friend of a friend. It was a male, by golly, the cat was black, brown, and white.

And Jackson has a forever home

~VOW  
(When The Granddaughter was born, she was called “The Center of the Universe,” or COTU for short. Second Granddaughter automatically became COTU#2. And when The Grandson was born, he was COTU#3)

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-cat-people/921607/42 "2020-09-30T05:31:08Z")

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> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#):
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> After she learned how to turn my CPAP machine off I started referring to her as a Homicidal Psycho Furbeast.

I was thinking it would be interesting to integrate an alarm clock into a CPAP machine. It would be really effective.

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