# A question for guys **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 1, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228 "2000-10-01T06:56:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/1 "2000-10-01T06:56:00Z")
If you had to choose: A. Go down on Madeline Albright for 20 minutes B. Go down on Janet Reno for 20 minutes C. Go down on a pile of diarhea for 10 minutes D. Die Which do you choose? ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/2 "2000-10-01T07:04:07Z")
D. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/3 "2000-10-01T07:09:50Z")
D. Sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/4 "2000-10-01T07:20:48Z")
Is this before or after I gave up my sense of taste? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/5 "2000-10-01T07:34:46Z")
Hey, I think that **Janet Reno** is hot!!! ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/6 "2000-10-01T10:28:38Z")
hey, i’ve seen the illustrious ms. albright in person, and she’s really not that bad. it’s true what they say, the TV cameras do add 10 pounds of wrinkled skin and warts. and why, may i ask, is this thread a “question for guys”??? ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/7 "2000-10-01T10:37:19Z")
E. A three in a bed hot monkey sex session. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/8 "2000-10-01T10:44:06Z")
Given the alternatives, I’d rather be in Philadelphia. (No, that quote isn’t on anyone’s tombstone.) I’ll have to go with A, if only for political reasons. (Janet Reno is a Clinton lapdog and a general nutcase.) ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/9 "2000-10-01T10:47:42Z")
but as long as we’re talking about politics, Madeline Albright gets a hard-on from starving, bombing, malnutrit-ing, poisoning, and otherwise killing Iraqi children. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/10 "2000-10-01T12:30:55Z")
Derleth, that’s unique. Fission for a sig? ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/11 "2000-10-02T02:25:50Z")
Out of those choices, I’ll take B. ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/12 "2000-10-02T02:28:43Z")
Enough sweet booze, and I’m willing to do three out of four. One of the four choices fills me with revulsion. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/13 "2000-10-02T02:37:15Z")
E: Tear your tongue out of your mouth with your bare hands… ---
**Author:** ![pantom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/34f0e0/32.png) [@pantom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pantom)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/14 "2000-10-02T03:32:36Z")
So, if you were in a barrel of fecal matter up to your neck, and someone threw a bowl of wet nasal material at you, would you duck? Seriously, a. On looks alone (she looks more normal than any of the rest). ---
**Author:** ![Larmal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Larmal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larmal)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/15 "2000-10-02T03:51:35Z")
Hrmmmmm… is this Janet Reno before or after her haircut? ---
**Author:** ![flup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d07c76/32.png) [@flup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flup)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/16 "2000-10-02T05:07:09Z")
What, no Sandra Day O’Connor? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/17 "2000-10-02T09:17:52Z")
Jesus Christ. I’m moving this pathetic topic over to **IMHO** , the designated forum for **polling**. I can’t guarantee **slythe** won’t close it though. This is just sad. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/18 "2000-10-02T09:42:20Z")
It is not only sad, it is stupid. ---
**Author:** ![LittlePotato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc8723/32.png) [@LittlePotato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittlePotato)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/19 "2000-10-02T13:03:22Z")
D 🙂 yuck ---
**Author:** ![Opengrave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/919ad9/32.png) [@Opengrave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Opengrave)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/20 "2000-10-02T21:20:44Z")
How are B and C different? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228.md?page=2)