# A question for guys **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 1, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228 "2000-10-01T06:56:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/21 "2000-10-02T21:34:33Z")
C, but only if it’s my diarhea. ---
**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/22 "2000-10-03T00:02:30Z")
B … that Janet Reno is a hottie !!! _chuckle_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/23 "2000-10-03T00:29:53Z")
I’m sorry. But anyone who finds themselves in this particular predicament was probably there as a direct result of VERY poor judgement, and therefore deserves to be forced to do all four, in order. So there. ---
**Author:** ![Caldazar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Caldazar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caldazar)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/24 "2000-10-03T07:11:46Z")
Another vote for D. ---
**Author:** ![Chickin\_Lickin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@Chickin\_Lickin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chickin_Lickin)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/25 "2000-10-03T08:54:05Z")
I can’t believe I am wasting my time with this one… Are these acts that you are actually considering? I don’t think you can get my approval on any if that’s what you are looking for. No! I’m not you Mom! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/26 "2000-10-03T14:38:40Z")
**A** and **B** at the same time, just because I’ve always wanted to do a three-way. Then **D** a little later on. ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/27 "2000-10-03T16:09:13Z")
A bucket of liquid poo all of a sudden doesn’t look too bad. What am I saying??? I’d snuggle with **any** vagina. Well…not any vagina…but 99% of them. Female genitalia is beautiful. Ya ya I know…my wife is a very lucky girl. ---
**Author:** ![tomas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tomas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomas)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/28 "2000-10-03T16:15:37Z")
A and B. I’ve had 'em both and they ain’t that bad. Tastes like chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/29 "2000-10-03T19:31:42Z")
Mmmm… Janet Reno’s waddle… (Sorry, unabashed _Ally McBeal_ reference.) Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/30 "2000-10-03T20:27:59Z")
E. Force **friedo** to do C and D in that order. Madeline Albright looks like freakin’ Grampa Munster. Janet Reno is better looking, but that’s still not saying much. They’re both pretty ugly people on the inside too. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/31 "2000-10-03T20:50:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by yojimbo \* > \*\* > E. A three in a bed hot monkey sex session. \*\* With Madeline Albright _and_ Janet Reno! (Ugh. Pass me some of that diarrhea.) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/32 "2000-10-03T21:01:42Z")
As a gay man, I guess I’d have to go with Janet Reno. It wouldn’t be too much of a stretch to convince myself that she’s an anatomically-strange man, which she may well be. ---
**Author:** ![DavisMcDavis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@DavisMcDavis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavisMcDavis)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/33 "2000-10-03T21:21:50Z")
A for me. But I’m gay, so all pussy is equally unappetizing. I sat through the English Patient, and that was way longer than 20 minutes, so I think I could lick either Madeline’s or Janet’s twat. ---
**Author:** ![Azargoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Azargoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azargoth)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/34 "2000-10-04T03:53:22Z")
So what these are like the last two women on earth. Well I would go with…Hmmm are there any sheep left? ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228/35 "2000-10-04T04:23:52Z")
Could I pick the 666 metre naked ass luge down a razor blade instead? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-for-guys/35228.md?page=1)