# A question I've been wanting to ask for years re: Post-coitus glass of water penis dip...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [June 30, 2011, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364 "2011-06-30T05:59:48Z")
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/21 "2011-06-30T18:19:29Z")
> [@billfish678](#):
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> Post-coitus glass of water penis dip
Umm… Take out half of those words and rearrange them, and you’ve got yourself a band name.
Honestly, this is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever heard of.
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### Author:  [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/22 "2011-06-30T19:19:55Z")
Her only prior lover was either very odd or pranked her good…
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### Author:  [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/23 "2011-07-01T02:00:16Z")
> [@The\_Hamster\_King](#):
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> Yes she said yes I will Yes?
Bloom thinking of a bath, _Lotus Eaters_’ conclusion, Ulysses:
[Bloom] saw the dark tangled curls of his bush floating, floating hair of the stream around the limp father of thousands, a languid floating flower.
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### Author:  [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/24 "2011-07-01T05:02:04Z")
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> Post-coitus glass of water penis dip
Perhaps she ran out of Ranch or Honey Mustard?
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/25 "2011-07-01T05:16:53Z")
> [@Cubsfan](#):
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> I scrub my monster cock immediately after sex. Can’t stand it sticking to my underwear.
You have sex with a rooster? Geez, ya pervert. :eek:
Have never heard of the post-coitus water dip and thought I’d heard everything.
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### Author:  [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/26 "2011-07-01T06:52:59Z")
> [@Truman\_Burbank](#):
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> Her only prior lover was either very odd or pranked her good…
This is what I think is the correct answer.
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### Author:  [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/27 "2011-07-01T09:33:34Z")
> [@awldune](#):
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> Maybe she wanted to see how much water you would displace? 🙂
This is unlikely.
The weight of water displaced would be equal to the upthrust (thank you Archimedes) but in this case the woman has just experienced the upthrust so why bother measuring it again.
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### Author:  [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/28 "2011-07-01T12:11:36Z")
I’ve never heard of such a thing either. I only opened the thread to find out if “Post-coitus glass of water penis dip”
Was another “handheld mackdonna butter shoehorn” kind a thing.
Now that I see it isn’t, I’m not sure which one is more odd.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/29 "2011-07-01T14:25:37Z")
Bizarre. Never heard of that before.
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### Author:  [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/30 "2011-07-01T19:22:14Z")
It’s kind of long, but BAND NAME!
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### Author:  [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/31 "2011-07-01T19:43:49Z")
John C. Holmes once claimed that he made a practice of urinating after sex, to flush out any disease.
(And we all know how that worked for him.)
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### Author:  [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/32 "2011-07-01T20:00:22Z")
> [@brewha](#):
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> I’ve never heard of such a thing either. I only opened the thread to find out if “Post-coitus glass of water penis dip”
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> Was another “handheld mackdonna butter shoehorn” kind a thing.
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> Now that I see it isn’t, I’m not sure which one is more odd.
Bwuh? 😕
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### Author:  [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/33 "2011-07-01T20:12:26Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Bwuh? 😕
I believe the correct phrasing is [“shoehorn butterhorse.”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=38764)
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### Author:  [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/34 "2011-07-01T21:03:39Z")
> [@panache45](#):
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> John C. Holmes once claimed that he made a practice of urinating after sex, to flush out any disease.
What guy does not urinate after ejaculating?
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### Author:  [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/35 "2011-07-01T21:13:45Z")
> [@Capitaine\_Zombie](#):
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> What guy does not urinate after ejaculating?
One with a severe vicodin addiction?
don’t act like I’m the only one who remembers the “House can’t pee” episode
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### Author:  [@Damfino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damfino)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/36 "2011-07-01T21:44:45Z")
Pre-coitus dip, anyone? David Niven, in his autobiography _The Moon’s A Balloon_ describes how as a schoolboy he got infatuated with a prostitute and follows her home. She lets him in and decides to let him in, so to speak. There’s a bowl of potassium permanganate solution by the bed. Niven proceeds to wash his hands. “This is your first time, isn’t it, ducky?”
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### Author:  [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2011, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/37 "2011-07-01T21:47:19Z")
Washing it for 20 minutes once should suffice…but to be really sure you need to nuke it from orbit. That 14k stuff is a bitch.
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### Author:  [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2011, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/38 "2011-07-02T00:58:23Z")
> [@xoferew](#):
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> “I would like to make a life-sized plaster cast replica of your penis, for future use. Please dip in this jar of molten plastic, pull out, and wait for it to cool and harden. Sorry, it’s like the plastic used for clamshell packaging, so you will undoubtedly lacerate your hands badly when you cut it off. You know, to kill two birds with one stone, let’s first coat your penis with this burn cream, which will also keep the plastic from sticking too much.”
Reminds me of the plaster casters jimi hendrix
(google it-NOT SAFE FOR WORK)
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### Author:  [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2011, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/39 "2011-07-02T06:00:54Z")
Somebody, somewhere, likes this. It’s a corollary of rule 34.
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### Author:  [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2011, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/40 "2011-07-02T06:28:19Z")
Dipping your schlong in a glass of water after sex? That’s just bizarre!!! My penis prefers a good brandy.
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