# A question I've been wanting to ask for years re: Post-coitus glass of water penis dip...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [June 30, 2011, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364 "2011-06-30T05:59:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author:  [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/61 "2011-07-06T20:06:48Z")
> [@Anaamika](#):
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> I think this deserves more attention than it got. 🙂
Sounds to me like it got plenty of attention, at least in the past! 😉
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### Author:  [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/62 "2011-07-06T20:25:52Z")
> [@chaoticbear](#):
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> Oh god, I’m at work and can’t imagine clicking any of those links. I think a pop-up siren would come out of the monitor.
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> PERVERT! PERVERT! PERVERT!
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> (yes, they do have aggressive internet-filtering software here, why do you ask?)
The scary part is Cal had those links up and posted just a bit too fast if you ask me. Like he had em ready already if you know what I mean 🙂
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/63 "2011-07-06T20:33:27Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#):
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> Add some fresh titties garnished with frozen peas or just plain ice shavings for a real treat.
Everything tastes great when it sits on a Titz.
Betcha can’t eat just one!
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### Author:  [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/64 "2011-07-06T21:26:00Z")
> [@Cubsfan](#):
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> I scrub my monster cock immediately after sex. Can’t stand it sticking to my underwear.
> [@Princhester](#):
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> Green, scaly, horns?
Well, as long as he’s not taking it out to scare the children with, I suppose it falls under the gategory of “person problem(s).”
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2011, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/65 "2011-07-06T22:32:48Z")
> [@billfish678](#):
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> The scary part is Cal had those links up and posted just a bit too fast if you ask me. Like he had em ready already if you know what I mean 🙂
It’s not like I have a permanent file of them. I just have this weirdly retentive memory and a search engine.
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### Author:  [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2011, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/66 "2011-07-08T06:25:16Z")
> [@Anaamika](#):
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> I think this deserves more attention than it got. 🙂
_So, how you doin’?_
Please list allergies, relevant past medical history, whether you prefer sweet or savory, and the Greyhound Bus ETA from your town to mine…then we can explore “attention” modalities together, ma’am (you are a “ma’am”, right?). 🙂
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### Author:  [@VenoUnotate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenoUnotate)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2011, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/67 "2011-07-08T07:35:13Z")
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### Author:  [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2011, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/68 "2011-07-08T14:19:52Z")
I am a ma’am. Or a miss, if you prefer.
“Attention modalities”?
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### Author:  [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-ive-been-wanting-to-ask-for-years-re-post-coitus-glass-of-water-penis-dip/587364/69 "2011-07-08T17:04:19Z")
> [@Tibbytoes](#):
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> This thread reminds me so much of my long-gone days of wonton sexual diaspora… or, what I refer to as my _“special gift”_ to womankind. You see…
OMFG. It’s Mr. Smoove himself.
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