# A question re: Morning Wood

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-re-morning-wood/238273>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 5, 2004, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-re-morning-wood/238273 "2004-04-05T01:30:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-re-morning-wood/238273/21 "2004-04-05T18:50:14Z")

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You are 50??? :eek:

I’dve never guess that RT.

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**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-re-morning-wood/238273/22 "2004-04-05T19:01:05Z")

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Well, shoot, on second thought - you do know Polycarp pretty well, and he’s older than dirt - so I shouldn’t be so suprised I guess.

😉

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2004, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-re-morning-wood/238273/23 "2004-04-05T19:10:50Z")

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the best way to pee is just to lay down across the seat and balance yourself like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.

\>–,—\<-O \<- You  
…U \<- The toilet bowl

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**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2004, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-re-morning-wood/238273/24 "2004-04-05T19:23:40Z")

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That illustration is just priceless. Now I need to see a photo of the actual manuever (sp?)

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2004, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-question-re-morning-wood/238273/25 "2004-04-05T19:30:30Z")

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> [@rjk](#):
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> Anyway, the dreams mentioned above don’t have to be erotic. Guys have erections for any dream.

Girls too. Women have clitoral erections during REM (dreaming) sleep. But of course, this is not as evident, and doesn’t interfere with urination.

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