Exactly. Wicca was started VERY recently. It was (VERY loosely) based on certain pagan practices - but it has about as much in common with those as Christianity does, frankly. It also attracts many of the same people - those who want to be told what to think or believe. Revisionist history is nothing new, but to claim that you are part of an ancient religion when there is SO MUCH proof to the contrary is just pathetic, in my opinion.
Based on the brief description of the conversation, so can I - and it doesn’t speak well of the friend, frankly. He’s fallen for the flaky, revisionistic methods practiced by so many Wiccans. He should really study history - find out that the druids practiced human sacrifice, that the Greeks persecuted those who denounced their pantheon (including some philosophers we admire today), that the Celts frequently WERE bloody savages. Romanticism can be fun, but to base your life beliefs on it is pretty silly.
Yup. NOT Wicca. Witchcraft. Big difference.
I didn’t sense laughter at that - the hysteria there was unmistakable, and terrifying. I sensed a bit of laughter at the stupidity of saying your religion was started in caveman times when it was really started in this past century.
In point of fact, there is some hefty evidence that Gardner (the founder of Wicca) based a lot of his material on that of Aleister Crowley, who unabashedly stole from whatever sources he felt like at the moment. If you’re going to use a mishmash of sources and beliefs that you make up yourself (which, incidentally, is what I do, so I’m not saying that’s the wrong part), at least admit it - don’t pretend it’s thousands of years old.
Speaking of peeps, did you do something similar to this?
http://www.marshmallowpeeps.org/
Or are you the Slayer for another reason (oooh, cornstarch blood and peeps done up like that page’s ones but worse would be EVIL and FUN!)
-Elthia