# A quickly needed Monty Python GQ **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 24, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823 "2004-04-24T18:22:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/21 "2004-04-25T00:28:32Z")
_shoots anyone armed with a banana_ ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/22 "2004-04-25T00:43:01Z")
“Wankle Rotary Engine” ---
**Author:** ![Crescent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e99b99/32.png) [@Crescent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crescent)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/23 "2004-04-25T03:06:08Z")
Oooooo… there’s a pengiun on the tv! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/24 "2004-04-25T03:17:27Z")
Jetez la vache! ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Just\_Ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Ed)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/25 "2004-04-25T03:21:55Z")
> [@Crescent](#): > > Oooooo… there’s a pengiun on the tv! Intercourse the penguin! ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/26 "2004-04-25T03:22:26Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > Jetez la vache! Non non non!! C’est “_Pitchez_ la vache”, mon ami! Pardon me, I have to go practice how not to be seen. ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/27 "2004-04-25T03:37:45Z")
I thought it was _fetchez_ le vache…as in “_get_ the cow?” At least that’s what I thought my subtitles said… ---
**Author:** ![Etherman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@Etherman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Etherman)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/28 "2004-04-25T03:53:17Z")
**BURMA!** ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/29 "2004-04-25T04:00:02Z")
Ni! (the shortest possible Monty Python quote) -Rob The Nerd ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/30 "2004-04-25T04:20:16Z")
Could you get these 20 good Dopers… To stop posting random Monty Python dog kennels? ---
**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/31 "2004-04-25T04:36:48Z")
A moose bit my sister… ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/32 "2004-04-25T10:41:12Z")
I wish to register a complaint. This thread which I purchased not half an hour ago is dead. ---
**Author:** ![DrMemory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DrMemory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrMemory)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/33 "2004-04-25T12:42:32Z")
…And Now for something Compleatly different… Why did You say “Burma”? ---
**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/34 "2004-04-25T13:05:48Z")
In this thread, \*\*as\_u\_wish \*\* cannot be seen. I’ve always wanted to say “No one expects the Spamish Inquisition”…but that’s just silly. \ ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/35 "2004-04-25T13:12:18Z")
It’s pronounced, “Mangrove Throat-Warbler.” ---
**Author:** ![Skillet38](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Skillet38](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skillet38)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/36 "2004-04-25T14:30:02Z")
I clearly saw the defendant, doing whatever he’s accused of. Red handed. When kicked… cautioned… he said: ‘It’s a fair cop, I done it all… Right… no doubt about that’. Then, bound as he was to the chair, he assaulted myself and three other constables while bouncing around the cell. The end. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/37 "2004-04-25T15:32:40Z")
I fart in your general direction. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/38 "2004-04-25T16:10:50Z")
What about pointed sticks? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/39 "2004-04-25T16:23:15Z")
> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#): > > What about pointed sticks? SHUT UP! ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/40 "2004-04-25T16:35:21Z")
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