# A quickly needed Monty Python GQ **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 24, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823 "2004-04-24T18:22:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/41 "2004-04-25T16:35:29Z")
> [@BuckleberryFerry](#): > > Nonono–the brain in my heaaaad. It’ll have to come out then. By the way, the lyrics to the Lumberjack Song said that he wishes he’d been a girlie, just like his dear PAPA, not Mama. ---
**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/42 "2004-04-25T16:41:45Z")
[Life of Brian](http://movies.go.com/movies/M/montypythonslifeofbrian_1979/index.html) is coming back to select theatres on April 30th. ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/43 "2004-04-25T16:42:11Z")
Wenn ist das Nunnstück git und Slotermeyer? ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/44 "2004-04-25T16:44:41Z")
Ja! Beierhund das oder die flipperwald gesput. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/45 "2004-04-25T17:42:00Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > NO-ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! I was waiting for that… ---
**Author:** ![Crescent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e99b99/32.png) [@Crescent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crescent)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/46 "2004-04-25T17:44:43Z")
Not much of a cheese shop, is it? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/47 "2004-04-25T18:36:08Z")
> [@Crescent](#): > > Not much of a cheese shop, is it? Finest in the land, sir! ---
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/48 "2004-04-26T01:15:11Z")
> [@Qadgop the Mercotan](#): > > Ja! Beierhund das oder die flipperwald gesput. Hahahahahahahah! _thud_ ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/49 "2004-04-26T01:47:45Z")
And after the spanking…the oral sex! ---
**Author:** ![Etherman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@Etherman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Etherman)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/50 "2004-04-26T04:23:43Z")
> [@DrMemory](#): > > Why did You say “Burma”? I panicked. ---
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/51 "2004-04-26T04:40:01Z")
I say! Anyone for tennis? ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/52 "2004-04-26T04:41:05Z")
My nipples explode with delight! ---
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/53 "2004-04-26T04:42:02Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > And after the spanking…the oral sex! Oooh, yes! The oral sex! ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/54 "2004-04-26T11:35:37Z")
You’ve only been here five minutes and you’re already stampeding for the clitoris! ---
**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/55 "2004-04-26T11:52:33Z")
“Ah, Lenin! Quel chanteur!” ---
**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/56 "2004-04-26T12:31:58Z")
Trotsky! My lack of God, it’s Trotsky! ---
**Author:** ![owlstretchingtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/958977/32.png) [@owlstretchingtime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlstretchingtime)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/57 "2004-04-26T12:41:22Z")
Rule One: No poofters! This obvioulsy does not include Monsiuer Brian Trubshaw - le pouffe celebre! Alaistair Cook being attacked by a duck. ---
**Author:** ![mallocks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@mallocks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mallocks)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/58 "2004-04-26T12:48:59Z")
> [@Kyomara](#): > > By the way, the lyrics to the Lumberjack Song said that he wishes he’d been a girlie, just like his dear PAPA, not Mama. Actually, I’ve heard both, one (mama) in the Flying Circus sketch, and the other on the Monty Python CD. And now for something. Completely different. ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/59 "2004-04-26T17:54:38Z")
He’s de- He’s de- He’s de- He’s de- He’s deaf and dumb, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Phelan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Phelan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phelan)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/60 "2004-04-26T18:30:56Z")
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