# A quickly needed Monty Python GQ **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 24, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823 "2004-04-24T18:22:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/121 "2004-04-29T06:03:27Z")
Let’s have a bit of wit, then, man. ---
**Author:** ![pervert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@pervert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pervert)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/122 "2004-04-29T07:10:47Z")
> [@Hoopy Frood](#): > > Don’t give me that, you slimy little heap of parrot droppings! Shut the door, you blithering git! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, malodorous, toffee-nosed pervert! Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I’m not going to just stand…!! ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/123 "2004-04-29T10:26:46Z")
_And now, the sound of John Denver being strangled…_ _I’ve been told Dinsdale Pirahna nailed your head to the floor._ _Run away!_ ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/124 "2004-04-29T10:56:27Z")
_ **ALBATROSS!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/125 "2004-04-29T11:14:56Z")
Sheeps cant fly! ---
**Author:** ![Klytus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Klytus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klytus)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/126 "2004-04-29T11:51:16Z")
A fair question, and one that on recent weeks has been much on my mind. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/127 "2004-04-29T12:19:40Z")
> [@screech-owl](#): > > _ **ALBATROSS!!** _ Do you get wafers with it? ---
**Author:** ![figenschoug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a698b9/32.png) [@figenschoug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/figenschoug)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/128 "2004-04-29T12:46:03Z")
“This is not a wine for drinking” ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/129 "2004-04-29T14:00:56Z")
What will it take to stop this foolish thread? I’m thinking that only the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch would be effective. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/130 "2004-04-29T14:23:55Z")
Today’s champion is tomorrow’s crocodile shit. ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/131 "2004-04-29T14:26:56Z")
What’s that say? “PEOPLE CALLED ROMANS THEY GO THE HOUSE?” ---
**Author:** ![Zog\_10](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c57346/32.png) [@Zog\_10](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zog_10)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/132 "2004-04-29T14:49:27Z")
> [@pervert](#): > > Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I’m not going to just stand…!! No, you didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/133 "2004-04-29T15:16:06Z")
> [@Kizarvexius](#): > > **Hoopy Frood** , the line “you must be a loony” is from the Fish License sketch. Ahhh. My apologies. And it’s “vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert”. At least on _The Final Ripoff_ recording. 😃 [/QUOTE] You might be right. Although, sometimes the recordings differ slightly from the originals (there are at least three versions of Lumberjack, including the German one). No biggie either way. Just rember: You’re all individuals! ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/134 "2004-04-29T15:42:24Z")
\<_en masse_\> **HOW SHALL WE FUCK OFF, LORD?!** ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/135 "2004-04-29T15:43:21Z")
Charles, I’ve got something to show you. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Runestar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/74df32/32.png) [@Runestar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runestar)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/136 "2004-04-29T16:09:00Z")
Now then; the purpose of this year’s expedition is to try and find any trace of last year’s expedition. The researchers spent six months living like penguins — and consequently dying like penguins, only quicker — proving that the penguin is a tough old sod in his own environment. ---
**Author:** ![Tio\_Gringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5e925/32.png) [@Tio\_Gringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tio_Gringo)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/137 "2004-04-29T16:56:34Z")
> [@Hoopy Frood](#): > > Just rember: > > You’re all individuals! YES!! WE’RE ALL INDIVIDUALS!! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/138 "2004-04-29T17:02:51Z")
I’m not. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/139 "2004-04-29T17:53:13Z")
This is my wife Audrey. She smells a bit but she’s got a heart of gold! ---
**Author:** ![Futile\_Gesture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f05b48/32.png) [@Futile\_Gesture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Futile_Gesture)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/140 "2004-04-29T18:20:53Z")
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