# A quickly needed Monty Python GQ **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 24, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823 "2004-04-24T18:22:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Gulo\_gulo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bcef8e/32.png) [@Gulo\_gulo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gulo_gulo)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/161 "2004-04-30T15:07:21Z")
Can I just say that this is the first time I’ve ever posted in a Monty Python thread? ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/162 "2004-04-30T15:14:17Z")
> [@Gulo gulo](#): > > Can I just say that this is the first time I’ve ever posted in a Monty Python thread? Sorry, we’re out of time. ---
**Author:** ![Wintermute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@Wintermute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wintermute)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/163 "2004-04-30T15:39:19Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > Do you get wafers with it? No, ya don’t get bleedin wafers with it! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/164 "2004-04-30T16:58:16Z")
> [@av8rmike](#): > > Originally Posted by **Gulo gulo** > Can I just say that this is the first time I’ve ever posted in a Monty Python thread? > > Sorry, we’re out of time. But IT’S MY _ONLY_ LINE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Riqay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Riqay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riqay)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/165 "2004-04-30T17:31:56Z")
> [@BwanaBob](#): > > So you can take your kidneys to donuts wager and stick it where the sun doesn’t shine! This demonstrates the value of not being seen. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/166 "2004-04-30T17:46:49Z")
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/167 "2004-04-30T18:56:58Z")
- Look, if I argue with you, I must take a contrary position. - Yes, but that’s not just saying ‘no, it isn’t’. - Yes it is. - No, it isn’t ! ---
**Author:** ![Wintermute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@Wintermute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wintermute)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/168 "2004-04-30T21:25:05Z")
But I didn’t eat the salmon mousse! ---
**Author:** ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/169 "2004-04-30T21:30:13Z")
> [@Warnas](#): > > **We, on the other hand…** > > are the Knights who say: ‘Eki Eki Eki t’peng ZOO pong \ NI!’ > > You Must Bring Us… A SHRUBBERY!!! Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is ‘Roger the Shrubber’. I arrange, design and sell shrubberies. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/170 "2004-04-30T22:57:18Z")
> [@Hyperelastic](#): > > Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is ‘Roger the Shrubber’. I arrange, design and sell shrubberies. BEDEVERE: Ni! ARTHUR: No! No, no, no! No! ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/171 "2004-05-01T00:13:23Z")
Before the next post there will be a short raspberry. Pthbbt. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/172 "2004-05-01T01:06:20Z")
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/173 "2004-05-01T05:11:34Z")
It IS the rabbit!! ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823/174 "2004-05-03T04:52:04Z")
What a strange man. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-quickly-needed-monty-python-gq/241823.md?page=8)