# A Rant: I Fucking Hate My Job **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 27, 2013, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348 "2013-08-27T23:43:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Crumbled\_Bumble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ac91a4/32.png) [@Crumbled\_Bumble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crumbled_Bumble)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348/21 "2013-08-28T00:50:50Z")
> [@Cyros](#): > > Fuckin’ kids today with your Clerks this and Chasing Amy that! In my day we had Eddie Murphy and we liked it. Kevin Smith… Damned johnny come lately… :mad::rolleyes::mad::rolleyes: > 😃 What have you done for me lately? ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348/22 "2013-08-28T00:53:00Z")
> [@crumbled bumble](#): > > what have you done for me lately? i want half! ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348/23 "2013-08-28T00:58:52Z")
Just so everybody knows, I wasn’t insulting **Emtar**. His post was a _Clerks_ quote, and so was mine, but I don’t even know why I’m supposed to be dealing with this shit. I’m not even supposed to be here today! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348/24 "2013-08-28T01:02:00Z")
I _have_ to be here, its my community service. Eight more years to go… ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348/25 "2013-08-28T01:06:22Z")
> [@armedmonkey](#): > > I’m not even supposed to be here today! [Randall Graves] Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, pal! Jesus, there you go again trying to pass the buck. I’m the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? You wanna blame somebody? Blame yourself. “I’m not even supposed to be here today.”[/RG] ---
**Author:** ![Crumbled\_Bumble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ac91a4/32.png) [@Crumbled\_Bumble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crumbled_Bumble)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348/26 "2013-08-28T01:41:36Z")
> [@Cyros](#): > > i want half! “White people can’t dance. I’m not being racist; it’s true. Just like when white people say black people have big lips, it’s not racist; it’s true. Black people have big lips, white people can’t dance. Some brothers will be in the club and white people are like, “What are those niggers doing in here?” They watchin’ y’all dance. And they’re like, “Look at these crazy muthafuckas.” Y’all be stepping on people’s feet and hitting one another.” ---
**Author:** ![Crumbled\_Bumble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ac91a4/32.png) [@Crumbled\_Bumble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crumbled_Bumble)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348/27 "2013-08-28T01:42:56Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > This is why everybody calls him Mr. Sunshine. _Oh, Mr. Sun, Sun, Mr. Golden Sun, Please shine down on me._ ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348/28 "2013-08-28T02:18:01Z")
In this case, it doesn’t shine so much as splash. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348/29 "2013-08-28T02:30:06Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > In this case, it doesn’t shine so much as splash. Is this a golden shower reference? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348/30 "2013-08-28T02:39:33Z")
Well, what do you think they are talking about when they call you a _peon_? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348/31 "2013-08-28T02:45:52Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Well, what do you think they are talking about when they call you a _peon_? I just thought they were bitching about my odd-lot trades. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348/32 "2013-08-28T02:49:39Z")
My people do not know of such things. Shitty jobs that grind your 'nads, these we know. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348/33 "2013-08-28T02:56:27Z")
No love for Carlin? “You hate your job? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348/34 "2013-08-28T02:59:06Z")
> [@3trew](#): > > No love for Carlin? “You hate your job? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” I did that today! And yesterday… ---
**Author:** ![Lacunae\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lacunae\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lacunae_Matata)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348/35 "2013-08-28T03:08:48Z")
> [@3trew](#): > > No love for Carlin? “You hate your job? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” My first thought… 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348/36 "2013-08-28T17:35:18Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > I _have_ to be here, its my community service. Eight more years to go… but a lifetime for that poor goat… ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348/37 "2013-08-28T17:38:27Z")
Sure, but the goat deserves it. ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348/38 "2013-08-28T17:39:25Z")
They all say that… ---
**Author:** ![Crumbled\_Bumble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ac91a4/32.png) [@Crumbled\_Bumble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crumbled_Bumble)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348/39 "2013-08-28T22:44:52Z")
NM ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348/40 "2013-08-29T00:26:10Z")
> [@Crumbled\_Bumble](#): > > NM Don’t tell me what to do. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-rant-i-fucking-hate-my-job/667348.md?page=3)