A remake of The Magnificent Seven

[Bryan_Ekers]

Set it during World War 2, add five more guys, don’t let 'em shower…!

[Evil_Captor]

Guys, guys, guys, you’re missing out on the central concept of the original movies, which was of course “7”. And the obvious thing to do with “7” is retool ANOTHER successful movie at the SAME TIME, thus DOUBLING your creative avoidance factor. So, “Snow White and the Magnificent Dwarves.” Evil warlord and henchmen chase a beautiful princess around a rural village, and the only ones who will defend her are seven magnificent dwarves. Perhaps throw in a few dinosaurs while we’re at it. Now we’re thinking! Let’s do lunch!

[Backwater_Under_Duck]

With zombies.

[TWDuke]

@Evil_Captor

Guys, guys, guys, you’re missing out on the central concept of the original movies, which was of course “7”.

Make one of them a twisted, self-righteous serial killer who picks off the others one by one in gruesome but creative ways. “Magnificent Se7en.”

[Uncle_Brother_Walker]

I hear Grumpy has an ax to grind.

[Colibri]

Do it with mutants.

[Boyo_Jim]

@Evil_Captor

Guys, guys, guys, you’re missing out on the central concept of the original movies, which was of course “7”. And the obvious thing to do with “7” is retool ANOTHER successful movie at the SAME TIME, thus DOUBLING your creative avoidance factor. So, “Snow White and the Magnificent Dwarves.” Evil warlord and henchmen chase a beautiful princess around a rural village, and the only ones who will defend her are seven magnificent dwarves. Perhaps throw in a few dinosaurs while we’re at it. Now we’re thinking! Let’s do lunch!

This one needs to be a porn flick.

[TheBoltEater]

@Enderw24

I like this concept, but most studios don’t have the budget for seven big named actors. Let’s just make it 3. You can even go meta and make them washed up actors.
And the “evil, illegal, Mexican…” blah blah blah. Just call the bad guy “infamous.” Viewers will get the idea.

Would you say this thread has had a* plethora* of sarcastic responses?

[pepperlandgirl]

@TheBoltEater

@Enderw24

I like this concept, but most studios don’t have the budget for seven big named actors. Let’s just make it 3. You can even go meta and make them washed up actors.
And the “evil, illegal, Mexican…” blah blah blah. Just call the bad guy “infamous.” Viewers will get the idea.

Would you say this thread has had a* plethora* of sarcastic responses?

I see what you did there.

[The_Second_Stone]

The Mag 7 is a fun western, but not even in my top 10 westerns. The 7 Samurai blows it away. If you haven’t seen it, see it.