# ??? A Riddle ???

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-riddle/271815>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 29, 2004, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-riddle/271815 "2004-10-29T07:01:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-riddle/271815/61 "2004-10-31T03:38:56Z")

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> [@Biotop](#):
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> (from my 12-year old neighbor):
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> Why didn’t Cleopatra realize she was drowning?

She was in denial. Get it? Da Nile.

arfarfarfarf 😛

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-riddle/271815/62 "2004-11-01T10:13:53Z")

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What’s the difference between a vicar and a woman in the bath?

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-riddle/271815/63 "2004-11-01T10:46:34Z")

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A vicar puts hope in the soul, a woman puts soap in the…um, well. 😃

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-riddle/271815/64 "2004-11-02T18:37:16Z")

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Oh, ultrafilter got mine right.

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