A sad day - did Johnny Cash really record this?

The Wikipedia page on him is a mess. The Controversy section says:

Aside from the fact that Napster never labeled anyone’s work (individual users did), it appears to be real. Link to Last.FM page in Spoiler:

He also appears to be a liar of some renown.

After reading his Wikipedia page, I have to go take a shower.

Cash made a point of recording “The Ballad of Ira Hayes”, which laments the treatment of one of the six who raised the American flag on Iwo Jima. It portrays him as being ignored because he was just a drunk Indian who isn’t really worth helping. I doubt very much he’d record something like what was described here.

I think 2 is the dance remix.

Move Them Niggers North 2: Electric Jigaboo?
sorry

Good grief. This sounds like something from a Chappelle’s Show sketch.

Not to mention Man in Black:

Do I go to hell just for snickering? (I almost typed “sniggering” but thought, mmm, no.)

As a black man, let me just say this: I hate you for making me laugh at that. :smiley:

All of these are on YouTube. I pulled up a couple of them last night. I’m left of center but not a screaming liberal by any means, and I can sit through videos of childbirth and executions just fine, but couldn’t complete one. Just… golldam, you want to bathe afterwards. The comments are of course more disgusting than the songs; it’s easy to forget- especially if you’re a middle class white guy probably- that these people are still among us- you think of them as being kind of like doctors who smoked cigars while they sawed off your arm with rusty tools or pirates who said “Aaargh!” as a relic of the past.

…so wait…did the cigars saw your arm with a pirate…?..

That was funny but this:

was hysterical!
Thank you both so much. I was sitting here filled with sadness at the state of the world, and you helped me laugh. The best thing we can do to this shit is laugh at it*, I think.

*at it, not with it.

Move Them Niggers North 2: The Wrath of Klan

It was a different time. But mark my words- under Obamacare, you’ll be lucky if the worst you get is a cigar sawing off your arm with a pirate (probably in your concentration camp [and it’ll be raining]).

Its not johnny cash or david allen coe… its johnny rebel

Wow. Searching for information on Coe and especially Johnny Rebel led me down a rabbit hole I never knew existed.

I wonder if the mix-up has to do with Johnny Cash having recorded Johnny Yuma, the Rebel
which was the theme to the television show The Rebel.

That show was really screwed up, featuring a Confederate veteran saying things like, “I would never work to take advantage of another man.” Ummmm, you fought to protect slavery???

Plausible; the reason for the mix-up with Johnny Horton & Johnny Rebel is often given as the former having recorded “Johnny Reb”.

I think we’re better off with this thread closed.