# A self-rescue MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [May 6, 2013, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-self-rescue-mmp/657605 "2013-05-06T08:50:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-self-rescue-mmp/657605/421 "2013-05-12T21:54:36Z")
Aww, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-self-rescue-mmp/657605/422 "2013-05-12T22:41:32Z")
I took a couple beef steaks out of da freezer for tomorrow night’s dindin. I figure steak, N.O.T. and sallit will make a good but quick meal. I also took out a couple of ham steaks and some chikin thighs to do sump’n with durin’ the week. Any volunteers for tomorrow? ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-self-rescue-mmp/657605/423 "2013-05-13T00:10:49Z")
{{{ **Midget** }}} What a day! I’m on the house shit list again. I’m getting really good at putting myself there. Got a letter from Social Security that makes me just want to give them a great big one finger salute! ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-self-rescue-mmp/657605/424 "2013-05-13T00:19:18Z")
Thanks,\*\* sahirrnee \*\*. Boy, I can’t wait until this day is over so I don’t have to read any more Mother’s Day related posts on Facebook and twitter. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-self-rescue-mmp/657605/425 "2013-05-13T00:34:03Z")
[Shrimp and broccoli](http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/shrimp-broccoli-stir-fry-10000001696628/) for dinner. Added Mrs. Plant 9v.3.0)'s [garlic chili sauce.](http://i-cdn.apartmenttherapy.com/uimages/kitchen/2010_03_24-ChiliGarlic01.jpg) I think we should have the Swamp Bear advice column next week. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-self-rescue-mmp/657605/426 "2013-05-13T00:36:22Z")
That sounds good, Plant. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-self-rescue-mmp/657605/427 "2013-05-13T00:43:02Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > Thanks,\*\* sahirrnee \*\*. > > Boy, I can’t wait until this day is over so I don’t have to read any more Mother’s Day related posts on Facebook and twitter. Tell me about it! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-self-rescue-mmp/657605/428 "2013-05-13T01:01:39Z")
> [@Seanette](#): > > That sounds good, Plant. The addition of Mrs. Plant’s chili garlic sauce made it good. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-self-rescue-mmp/657605/429 "2013-05-13T01:06:58Z")
Howdy all and Happy Mothers Day Sunday I have been yapping about showing you all some pics, so I finally got a Photobucket account. Here are some shots of the ramp I have been building with my buddy Charlie. Took about 4 days total. [http://s1329.photobucket.com/user/CaptKirk1970/library/](http://s1329.photobucket.com/user/CaptKirk1970/library/) That is all for now Cheers **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-self-rescue-mmp/657605/430 "2013-05-13T01:44:26Z")
FWIW **Midget** , the VunderKind knew from a very early age that my parents were divorced, and while his other Granny and Papaw were married, they both were previously divorced. He was accepting of it all. Both of my parents died when he was in early double digits, and the joke became that whenever there was a thunderstorm, my parents were having yet another fight up in heaven. Just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-self-rescue-mmp/657605/431 "2013-05-13T02:10:25Z")
\*\*{{{{{Midget}}}}} \*\* Having a nightcap and going home. See you all in next week’s MMP **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-self-rescue-mmp/657605/432 "2013-05-13T02:51:32Z")
{{{{ **Midget** }}}} ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-self-rescue-mmp/657605/433 "2013-05-13T13:30:59Z")
New MMP? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-self-rescue-mmp/657605/434 "2013-05-13T13:33:13Z")
[Yes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=690813) ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-self-rescue-mmp/657605/435 "2013-05-13T21:29:17Z")
Thanks, all. I’m off to the new MMP now. Seeya’ll there. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-self-rescue-mmp/657605.md?page=21)