# A sequential thread is for life, not just for Christmas **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 11, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783 "2009-01-11T08:49:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/1 "2009-01-11T08:49:14Z")
\*\*The Secret - Now I finally understand Stop shitting your fucking pants!!! \*\* You’d think that wouldn’t be such a big secret ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/2 "2009-01-11T09:05:08Z")
\*\*Don’t eat at this restaurant if you want to live We Have Pigeon Eggs \*\* So, pigeon eggs will kill you? ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/3 "2009-01-11T21:03:11Z")
In googling LED flashlights I got a “Fleshlight” Who Else is Sick Although perhaps that’s not the kind of sick he meant. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/4 "2009-01-11T21:23:00Z")
\*\*A Wii accident - he should have used a strap on Some advice from the Sexual Virtuoso II \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/5 "2009-01-11T23:39:51Z")
**Describe your phobias** **Snow! Holy crap!** **Stop shitting your fucking pants!!!** Ah, yes–chiophobia and coprobraccaephobia. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/6 "2009-01-12T00:02:53Z")
**Describe your phobias Me being alone.** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/7 "2009-01-12T00:08:28Z")
**Me being alone. Puppy!** There! Now you’re not alone! ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/8 "2009-01-12T00:13:06Z")
**Your fantasy threesome** **Things you miss** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/9 "2009-01-12T01:58:13Z")
**What is to protect us from real bad stuff, like… Polar Ice and Iceland** I never knew they were a threat. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/10 "2009-01-12T09:03:56Z")
**Identify this sci-fi novel with intelligent lions "The Pride of the Yankees"** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/11 "2009-01-12T09:04:04Z")
\*\*A Wii accident - he should have used a strap on The World’s Oldest Performing Ladyboy \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/12 "2009-01-12T13:47:09Z")
\*\* Surprisingly good food were expectations are low Cannibal movies \*\* ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/13 "2009-01-12T17:36:04Z")
\*\*Girls who have sex with relative strangers If I toss a long-time friend out of my life, do I owe her an explanation? \*\* Just couldn’t handle it, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/14 "2009-01-12T19:56:23Z")
Stop shitting your fucking pants!!! Mr. brown caves and uses neti pot - and he loves it ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/15 "2009-01-13T04:20:08Z")
**What is the Impact of Moving the American Capitol?** and **Tell Me About Huntsville, AL** (I didn’t realize Huntsville was in the running…) ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/16 "2009-01-13T10:10:07Z")
\*\*No More Monkeys Jumping On The Bed! Ask The Guy Who Owned an Exotic Pet Store. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/17 "2009-01-13T15:50:58Z")
From “new posts” : \*\*And the 11th Doctor is… ( 1 2) Living Off Body Fat? \*\* Someone give the poor man a sammich!! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/18 "2009-01-13T16:29:58Z")
**The Strangest Thing I Saw In New Zealand Your fantasy threesome!** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/19 "2009-01-13T16:36:08Z")
\*\*Sad snotty kitty A cute little jumping spider. \*\* Sounds like a LOLCAT setup ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/20 "2009-01-13T18:54:08Z")
**Tell Me About the Air Force. Girls who have sex with relative strangers** Where do I enlist? 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783.md?page=2)