# A sequential thread is for life, not just for Christmas

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 11, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783 "2009-01-11T08:49:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/41 "2009-01-16T05:49:01Z")

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**Woohoo! Lets Go Kick Some Romulan Asses!  
Naked man molests shoe salesman with trout**

The naked man thought that the shoe salesman was a Romulan? Drugs were definitely involved.

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**Author:** ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/42 "2009-01-16T06:37:32Z")

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A three-fer in MPSIMS:

**Young ‘Adolf Hitler’ and Two Sisters Removed From Home  
Sigh. Here we go again.  
Little Hitlers taken from home - Campbell family tragedy**

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/43 "2009-01-16T09:07:06Z")

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**I’ve Taken On An Ever-So-Fun New Hobby  
"Two thumbs up … the butt!"**

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/44 "2009-01-16T09:42:21Z")

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**Guess who the last Cylon is!  
It’s not “Jessies girl”…its not “My Best Friends Girlfriend”…what is it?**  
It can’t be Donna, either. She’s dead. Maybe it’s Peggy Sue or Jenny.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/45 "2009-01-16T11:44:58Z")

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\*\*Where do men get wedding rings?  
Anybody have a tungsten carbide or titanium ring? How do you like them?  
“It was a really bad ring” \*\*

Thanks for the warning - now considering Plan B. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/46 "2009-01-16T15:15:25Z")

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**How does Google make money?  
Brain control games**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/47 "2009-01-16T15:18:21Z")

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**Kitchen appliance for a budding chef?  
Help me choose a .22 rifle.**

Just the thing for when they don’t want to go into the pot!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/48 "2009-01-16T20:34:51Z")

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\*\*The best ass in Hollywood  
Who’d win: Seven of Nine vs Caprica Six  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/49 "2009-01-16T21:24:51Z")

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**Ask The Guy Who Owned an Exotic Pet Store.  
Help Me Name My Fish**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/50 "2009-01-16T22:00:50Z")

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\*\*Could Oprah Winfrey’s popularity survive her coming out of the closet?  
Characters you used to like but now hate  
\*\*  
I guess that means “no.”

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/51 "2009-01-17T03:22:32Z")

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\*\*Cleverest turn of phrase in rap/hip hop?  
I made baklava!  
\*\*

Sounds hard to rhyme to.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/52 "2009-01-17T09:35:41Z")

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**What do YOU do with — turnips?  
Sexuality issues i need help with.**

:eek:

Yes. Yes, you do need help.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/53 "2009-01-17T13:08:15Z")

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**Air Bus Down in the Hudson River  
it…is…COLD!**

Yep, the Hudson is like that.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/54 "2009-01-17T15:56:50Z")

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\*\* it…is…COLD!  
Hep me, Dopers: tongue issue  
\*\*  
Avoid metal poles

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/55 "2009-01-17T21:39:15Z")

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\*\*Let’s make a chart of what effects occur at which cold temperatures  
it…is…COLD! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/56 "2009-01-18T02:38:58Z")

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**List of Food “EVIL” People Liked  
Gefilte fish**

No wonder they were evil.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/57 "2009-01-18T02:58:55Z")

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**Roberts? You’ve Been Served  
Force-feeding Myanmar?**

Force-feeding Roberts, at any rate.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/58 "2009-01-18T20:31:51Z")

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\*\*it…is…COLD!  
Cold … and dealing with it  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/59 "2009-01-19T00:23:19Z")

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I think these Pit threads were in the wrong order:

\*\*Let’s just ban the troll.  
What’s so hard about just shutting up?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/60 "2009-01-19T01:20:59Z")

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How Do You Get Over the Fear of Your Kids Driving?

Help Me Choose a .22 Rifle.

:eek:

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