# A sequential thread is for life, not just for Christmas

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 11, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783 "2009-01-11T08:49:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/61 "2009-01-19T05:00:40Z")

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\*\*Relationships: Where’s the line between trusting and stupid?  
Where do men get wedding rings?  
Help me choose a .22 rifle. \*\*

In a relationship, if you ask the former, you’re trusting. If you ask the later, you’re stupid. Or at least should consider getting out of the relationship.

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/62 "2009-01-19T17:11:02Z")

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\*\*Going to Bermuda - suggestions?

Swimsuits In January \*\*  
That makes sense, actually.

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**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/63 "2009-01-19T17:31:03Z")

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\*\* Proper way to help 3rd grader with Science Fair

Help me choose a .22 rifle. \*\*

I’m not sure that schools are willing to accept ballilstics experiments, especially from 3rd graders…

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/64 "2009-01-19T20:30:46Z")

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\*\*The stuff attractive women can get away with beggars the imagination  
Naked man molests shoe salesman with trout \*\*

See, a woman would get away with it…

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/65 "2009-01-20T00:22:13Z")

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\*\*I am the clumsiest person I know  
Air Bus Down in the Hudson River \*\*

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/66 "2009-01-20T04:30:14Z")

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Just seen under"New Posts"

**What’s This Vapor Coming Out Of My Anus?  
Loud Exhausts on Motorcycles**

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/67 "2009-01-20T04:36:19Z")

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\*\* Horrible workplace drama: I need advice STAT  
Help me choose a .22 rifle.\*\*

Going postal won’t help with the drama.

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/68 "2009-01-20T04:56:09Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> \*\*The Secret - Now I finally understand  
> Stop shitting your fucking pants!!! \*\*
> 
> You’d think that wouldn’t be such a big secret

Oh that’s classic.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/69 "2009-01-20T08:38:47Z")

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**Why do you feel compelled to convince everyone there is/is not a God  
Loud Exhausts on Motorcycles**

If there was a God, he would shut those damn things up!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/70 "2009-01-20T16:41:53Z")

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**What’s This Vapor Coming Out Of My Anus?  
Audio file format issue or mystifying quirk**

I’ll have to go with mystifying quirk. I have no clue how the first option could have anything to do with it.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/71 "2009-01-20T19:13:41Z")

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\*\*Strange Talents  
How on earth did I sleep for 20 hours?

The Onion’s Sendoff of W  
Naked man molests shoe salesman with trout

\*\*

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/72 "2009-01-20T19:24:11Z")

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\*\* I think we have a ghost at my house  
STOP SHITTING YOUR FUCKING PANTS!!!\*\*  
My god, it’s a pantloadgeist!

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/73 "2009-01-20T22:33:25Z")

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New Posts:

**Want to Improve My French on a Budget  
Naked man molests shoe salesman with trout**

Repeat after me, _en français, s’il vous plait . . ._

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/74 "2009-01-20T22:54:13Z")

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\*\*The Onion’s Sendoff of W

STOP SHITTING YOUR FUCKING PANTS!!! (Part II)  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/75 "2009-01-21T00:23:29Z")

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\*\* _sigh_ Another “name this song for me” thread?

It’s not “Jessies girl”…its not “My Best Friends Girlfriend”…what is it?

\*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/76 "2009-01-21T01:01:48Z")

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**Naked man molests shoe salesman with trout  
Help Me Name My Fish**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/77 "2009-01-21T05:25:49Z")

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**Most hilariously bad song ever?  
American Idol auditions 1/20-21**

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**Author:** ![Mr.Kobayashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4af34b/32.png) [@Mr.Kobayashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Kobayashi)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/78 "2009-01-21T05:32:19Z")

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**Strange Talents  
How on earth did I sleep for 20 hours?**

Well, it’s a talent of sorts!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/79 "2009-01-21T14:23:25Z")

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**What is the strangest and mosts obscure Conspiracy Theory you know of?  
POTUS - Leader of the Free World?**

Yeah, NOBODY believes that one.

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/80 "2009-01-21T14:58:07Z")

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\*\* I pit my husband for throwing household items out  
Help us buy a new washer and dryer\*\*

Yeah, I guess he did go a bit overboard . . .

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