# A sequential thread is for life, not just for Christmas **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 11, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783 "2009-01-11T08:49:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/81 "2009-01-21T16:55:53Z")
**Where are you vacationing this year? Tell me about living in a trailer/mobile home** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/82 "2009-01-22T04:04:16Z")
**Most hilariously bad song ever? Aretha Franklin during the inauguration. Ouch!** Some people seem to think so. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/83 "2009-01-22T13:11:23Z")
**What’s This Vapor Coming Out Of My Anus? Do smells have caloric value?** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/84 "2009-01-22T13:28:23Z")
\*\* Stuff that just amazes me. Thats Odd, I Just Keep Finding Money. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/85 "2009-01-22T16:38:58Z")
\*\*Explain what is happening physiologically in an ex-smoker’s body What’s This Vapor Coming Out Of My Anus? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/86 "2009-01-23T08:48:37Z")
\*\*Getting a roommate. What should I require/ask about before I accept a candidate? What’s your favorite microbe? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/87 "2009-01-23T13:35:09Z")
\*\* Is Michael Richards’ career surviving that whole anti-black rant episode? Tell me about the missing black keys on a piano. \*\* Michael Richards’s piano? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/88 "2009-01-23T13:40:00Z")
\*\*Rank the Start Trek movies from best to worst. Your Tastes Horrify Me! \*\* You put **Star Trek V** _first!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/89 "2009-01-23T14:12:43Z")
\*\*My son has crappy grades - suggestions? Uh . . .\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/90 "2009-01-23T14:14:20Z")
\*\* W leaves Obama a note – what’s it say? Your Tastes Horrify Me! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/91 "2009-01-23T14:20:12Z")
\*\*What’s This Vapor Coming Out Of My Anus? Do smells have caloric value?\*\* Even if they do, I’d rather starve. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/92 "2009-01-23T14:51:59Z")
**What are the odds Congress will go after Bush officials for abuses of power? "twice the crispiness"** …once said officials get roasted alive. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/93 "2009-01-23T14:55:41Z")
\*\*Fuckin Cafe Society parody threads. Rank the Start Trek movies from best to worst.\*\* HAW HAW! It says “START Trek”!!1 So all the trekkies will post about STAR Trek and then the OP will be all “ITS “START” TREK NOT STAR TREK AND THEREZ NO SUCH THING SO LULZ U R LAM3 d00dz!!11!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/94 "2009-01-23T14:55:49Z")
\*\* What would YOU do in this situation? If you were the President? \*\* I’d take the oath again, just to shut the idiots up. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/95 "2009-01-23T14:58:12Z")
Not sequential threads, actually, just one of the greatest combinations of thread title/user name I have ever seen… \*\*What would YOU do in this situation? \*\* I Have Hippos In My Garden ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/96 "2009-01-23T15:22:08Z")
\*\*The One-State Solution Life on Mars! \*\* Someone hasn’t read their Ray Bradbury. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/97 "2009-01-23T15:45:14Z")
**reformed alcoholic asking a question Should I fight this Speeding ticket?** I was too drunk to be speeding! That would have been irresponsible. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/98 "2009-01-23T15:56:47Z")
\*\*My son has crappy grades - suggestions? Is it a moral failing not to love your child? Dopers with horrible relationships - why do you do it. How did you meet your spouse?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/99 "2009-01-23T16:55:01Z")
\*\*Remembering things that didn’t happen Late-Nite Disco Action in my Bedroom? \*\* You have some pretty cool false memories. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/100 "2009-01-23T19:48:16Z")
**Fuckin Cafe Society parody threads. How to use apostrophes, for fuck’s sake - redux** And hopefully, _when_ to use the fuckers. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783.md?page=6)