# A sequential thread is for life, not just for Christmas **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 11, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783 "2009-01-11T08:49:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/141 "2009-02-02T04:38:55Z")
This isn’t a ‘sequential thread’ but … In my thread, Beware of Doug showed as the last poster. Directly beneath that, in his thread I showed as the last poster: \*\*Cake Wrecks - funny decorating goofs \*\* \*NinetyWt Today 10:16 PM by Beware of Doug \* \*\*Prepare to squee \*\* _Beware of Doug Today 10:15 PM by NinetyWt_ Kinky. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/142 "2009-02-02T06:32:35Z")
\*\* What would you sacrifice your child for? Staving off boredom in a respite centre \*\* Now that’s cold. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/143 "2009-02-02T09:09:15Z")
**Why do Belgians kill babies? [RO] TV Ads** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/144 "2009-02-03T21:23:19Z")
\*\* Funny Things Said During Sex Sigh. I’m worried about my dog. \*\* Ward, _I’m_ worried about the Beaver. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/145 "2009-02-03T21:54:24Z")
\*\* Could you train an ape or monkey to use firearms? Did the Romans really train apes to rape women? \*\* Fun Things to do with your Ape. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/146 "2009-02-03T22:18:45Z")
**Biggest fuckup you ever made at work? Ask the crossdresser** ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/147 "2009-02-04T03:03:36Z")
\*\*If those of you in snowy climes want a laugh The dog is drunk \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/148 "2009-02-04T13:52:13Z")
\*\*You have to see this frog It’s alive!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/149 "2009-02-04T13:52:17Z")
**What is going on with my internet explorer? astronaut time dilatation** It just seems slow relative to you. \*\*Biggest fuck up you ever made at work? Doper Self-Portrait Thread \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/150 "2009-02-04T14:03:17Z")
\*\*What do you do with your cat when you go away? Advice for someone going to Hawaii? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/151 "2009-02-04T17:27:47Z")
\*\* Okay women…school me! Female Dopers: How do you masturbate? \*\* I _knew_ that if I waited long enough they’d be sequential! ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/152 "2009-02-04T18:44:09Z")
\*\*I think my wife might be pregnant I like her – a lot. She likes me. She’s taken. Should I stop seeing her? \*\* Dude…she’s your wife. Of course she’s taken, and if she’s pregnant, the chances are good it’s yours, so my advice is no, don’t stop seeing her! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/153 "2009-02-04T22:47:40Z")
In the BBQ Pit: \*\*I wish we would get some snow Enough with the fucking snow.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/154 "2009-02-04T23:00:24Z")
\*\*Dear Illinois Lawmakers… a god who is not a bastard\*\* Whoa, there’s an interesting announcement. But why in Illinois ? \*\*What should be done with unwanted frozen embryos? Charter schools \*\* Ambitious. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/155 "2009-02-04T23:28:43Z")
\*\*It’s alive!!! Awesome huge snake fossil discovered in Colombia. \*\* If it’s alive, that’s one awesome fossil. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/156 "2009-02-05T04:29:51Z")
**Women - Would you admit in a conversation that you masturbate? Do you like your penis?** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/157 "2009-02-05T04:36:11Z")
\*\*Darth Vader in Japan Jedi is a religion now? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/158 "2009-02-05T04:47:49Z")
\*\*The 2 Day Late February Weight Loss Thread About to Join the 1000 Pound Club\*\* My . . . goodness. What did you weigh in January ?! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/159 "2009-02-05T10:21:06Z")
\*\*Well that’s not a very good way to start the new year… Bangkok Is Sinking \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/160 "2009-02-05T11:00:42Z")
\*\*How I set my testicles afire…share your dumb story Looks like I’m headed back to the hospital… \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783.md?page=9)