# A sequential thread is for life, not just for Christmas **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 11, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783 "2009-01-11T08:49:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/161 "2009-02-05T12:35:24Z")
\*\*Why don’t Atheists Pillage the Earth? Springsteen and Super Bowl halftime\*\* And you thought there was a complicated reason. \*\*What’s the difference between worriers and laid-back types? Teddy bears for adults\*\* They have a calming influence. \*\*The Jehovahs Witlesses called today Looks like I’m headed back to the hospital… \*\* Oooo; looks like they’ve decided pamphleteering isn’t enough. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/162 "2009-02-05T12:55:00Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > \*\*What’s the difference between worriers and laid-back types? > > Teddy bears for adults\*\* > > They have a calming influence. \<–This. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/163 "2009-02-06T05:28:28Z")
**Obama has to dress down, he’s busy cleaning up your puke! Ed, WTF?** Obama has to clean up Ed’s puke? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/164 "2009-02-06T08:05:51Z")
\*\*Oh my God - am I turning into Bridezilla?!?!?! Mental (after) images \*\* That DOES give me mental images. \* contemplates Godzilla in a wedding dress \* \*\*Ever plan a multi-family vacation? (Disney World) Recommend a .22 bolt-action rifle\*\* That’s . . . ominous. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/165 "2009-02-06T13:19:37Z")
\*\* I’ve lost 17 pounds in two months and the doctors don’t know why Looks like I’m headed back to the hospital… My boss was taken away in an ambulance today About to Join the 1000 Pound Club \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/166 "2009-02-06T13:27:47Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > \*\*Ever plan a multi-family vacation? (Disney World) > > Recommend a .22 bolt-action rifle\*\* > > That’s . . . ominous. Hey, that looks familiar… I noticed it too, but I put it [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=505158). Do we have two sequential thread threads going? Can we get them in sequence? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/167 "2009-02-06T17:07:35Z")
**How I set my testicles afire…share your dumb story Ask the guy who worked in Antarctica** Yeah, that is a pretty dumb way to try and stay warm. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/168 "2009-02-09T02:17:15Z")
**How to lose 25 pounds in 8 days The Australian Heat** The pounds just melt away. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/169 "2009-02-09T19:14:20Z")
\*\* Fuck the groundhog - the worst is over! Euphemisms for menstruation? \*\* “Fuck the Groundhog” is one I _never_ would have guessed. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/170 "2009-02-09T19:17:46Z")
\*\*Stop shitting out of your fucking mouth!!! I have an ass migraine. \*\* Well, that explains it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/171 "2009-02-09T19:52:46Z")
\*\*Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Funny and sexy at the same time \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/172 "2009-02-09T20:29:59Z")
**How to lose 25 pounds in 8 days The 2 Day Late February Weight Loss Thread** Clearly, it was worth the wait. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/173 "2009-02-09T20:42:31Z")
\*\*Things you heard. What you thought they meant. Oops, what they really meant. I have an ass migraine. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/174 "2009-02-09T21:18:12Z")
\*\* God, I F_**ing Hate Carrie Underwood God, I F**_ing Hate Coldplay Please stop fucking, I’m trying to concentrate! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/175 "2009-02-10T02:21:40Z")
\*\* What is the best way to prevent home invasions? Guns: What’s the big deal? \*\* To some people the answer just seems sooo obvious… ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/176 "2009-02-10T11:14:38Z")
\*\*Holy crap, she said “Yes!.” Have you been scammed? I think my wife might be pregnant \*\* mspsims ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783/177 "2009-02-10T15:56:19Z")
A fantasy submission, because it would have to cross fora: **Those Amish Heaters** (IMHO) **Have you been scammed?** (MPSIMS) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sequential-thread-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/480783.md?page=8)