# A sexual poll

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sexual-poll/519744>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 2, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sexual-poll/519744 "2009-12-02T19:42:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sexual-poll/519744/1 "2009-12-02T19:42:47Z")

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Alas, like the Highlander on a dating game, you can only choose one.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sexual-poll/519744/2 "2009-12-02T19:44:42Z")

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I choose Pikachu!

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**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sexual-poll/519744/3 "2009-12-02T19:51:08Z")

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> [@garygnu](#):
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> I choose Pikachu!

Perv.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sexual-poll/519744/4 "2009-12-02T20:54:29Z")

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> [@Enderw24](#):
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> Alas, like the Highlander on a dating game, you can only choose one.

Only one? I’m looking for a “none of the above” option.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sexual-poll/519744/5 "2009-12-02T21:03:24Z")

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I’m hearing Choice #4 in my head as sung by Terri Nunn.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sexual-poll/519744/6 "2009-12-02T21:39:40Z")

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As incoherent as this poll is; I did my best.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sexual-poll/519744/7 "2009-12-02T21:43:35Z")

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huhuhuhuh, you said “ual”.

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**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sexual-poll/519744/8 "2009-12-02T21:50:43Z")

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The lack of proper punctuation has put me off answering this poll…

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**Author:** ![El\_Nene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/da6949/32.png) [@El\_Nene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Nene)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sexual-poll/519744/9 "2009-12-02T21:58:26Z")

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Trhee cheErs for The buttsEckS!!!

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sexual-poll/519744/10 "2009-12-02T22:00:24Z")

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Goddamn it, I only came in this thread to post “huh huh huh huh, you said poll, huh huh”

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sexual-poll/519744/11 "2009-12-02T22:05:05Z")

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Replace “barcalounger” with “office chair.”

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sexual-poll/519744/12 "2009-12-02T22:06:20Z")

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Hitler! That’s who!

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sexual-poll/519744/13 "2009-12-03T00:00:40Z")

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I choose coherency.  
Closing thread.