# A Shadow Has Fallen On Middle Springfield-Who should be who in The Simpsons do LotR?

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**Created:** [April 4, 2002, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-shadow-has-fallen-on-middle-springfield-who-should-be-who-in-the-simpsons-do-lotr/101722 "2002-04-04T04:14:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2002, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-shadow-has-fallen-on-middle-springfield-who-should-be-who-in-the-simpsons-do-lotr/101722/61 "2002-12-26T19:51:04Z")

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I still like Grampa as Gandalf…

“YOU…SHALL…NOT…PASS…Zzzzz…”

And who plays the Balrog?

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-shadow-has-fallen-on-middle-springfield-who-should-be-who-in-the-simpsons-do-lotr/101722/62 "2002-12-27T11:05:57Z")

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Chief Wiggum?

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**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-shadow-has-fallen-on-middle-springfield-who-should-be-who-in-the-simpsons-do-lotr/101722/63 "2002-12-27T17:35:55Z")

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> Barney=Treebeard?

No no NO! Treebeard should be [Jasper](http://www.rebirthman.de/simpsons/simpsons_jasper.gif)!

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> Homer=Frodo, Barney=Sam, Lenny and Carl = merry and Pippin

\*NO! \*

It’s got to be the children! Won’t somebody think of the children?

The council votes Frodo as the ring bearer because of his physical insignificance. To parallel, Lisa is the best choice for Frodo.

Although I have to admit Homer as Frodo would be a hoot when he gets to the crack of doom:

Frodo: I’m here to destroy your ring once and forever, by casting it into the firey bowels of the earth from whence it came!!!

Sauron: Who the devil are _you_??

I hope Fox gets the permission to do this, I’d pay money to see this. It should be an hour-long special, too.

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> And who plays the Balrog?

Fat Tony.

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**Author:** ![HiThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@HiThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HiThere)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-shadow-has-fallen-on-middle-springfield-who-should-be-who-in-the-simpsons-do-lotr/101722/65 "2003-01-08T16:54:49Z")

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LotR Simpsons  
Frodo Bart  
Sam Milhouse  
Merri Lisa  
Pippin Ralph Wiggam  
Gandolf Grandpa Simpson  
Aragorn Homer  
Legolas Disco Stu  
Gimli Groundskeeper Willie  
Boromir / Faromir / Eomir Wolfcastle / McBane  
Bilbo Homer’s Brother  
Elrond Otto  
Rivendel Elves School Bus Kids  
Arwin Marge  
Rangers Barney  
Lenny  
Carl  
Saruman Mr. Burns  
Isengard is the Power Plant  
Wormtounge Mr. Smithers  
Orcs Nelson & School Thugs  
Cave Troll Snake  
Stone Trolls Marge’s Mother & Sisters (at the DMV)  
Wargs Santa’s Little Helpers  
Urak Hai Fat Tony and the Boys  
Sauron Maggie  
The Ring Maggie’s Pacifier  
Mouth of Sauron Lawyer / Troy McLure  
Shadowfax Lisa’s Pony / Race Horse  
Tentacle Creature Monster Aliens  
Wraiths 1. Crusty the Clown  
2. Sideshow Bob  
3. Sideshow Mel  
4. Corporal Punishment (military guy)  
5. Itchy  
6. Scratchy  
7. (monkey)  
8. (woman)  
9. Crusty’s Father  
Farmer Maggot Hillbilly & Family  
Tom Bombadil Ned Flanders  
Goldenring ? Maude Flander’s Ghost  
Theoden Chief Wiggam  
Theoden’s Guard Police Force  
Eowyn Mrs. Krabapple  
Treebeard Dr. Hibbard  
Balrog Comic Book Guy  
Denathor Mayor Quimby  
Smeagle / Gollum Moleman  
Deagle Prof. Frink (ow with the hurting, flabin)  
Butterbur Moe  
Celeborne Apu  
Galadriel Apu’s Wife  
Lothlorien Elves Apu’s children  
Isldur Original Homer  
Sacksville Bagginses Rev. LoveJoy & Wife  
Barrow Wright Dead Characters  
Bleading Gums Murphy  
Dr. ??? (shrink)  
???  
Swarthy Men Bumblebee Men  
Oliphant’s Bart’s Elephant  
Bill the Pony The Simpson’s Car  
Spider Sea Captain  
Shire Simpson’s Neighborhood  
Maggot’s House Hillbilly Shack  
Barrow Downs Mall (Fake Angel Skeleton)  
Prancing Pony Moe’s  
Stone Trolls at the DMV  
Weather Top Playground or Hill overlooking Springfield  
Rivendel School Bus  
Moria Springfield Sewers  
Balin’s Tomb Jebadiah Springfield Statue  
Lothlorien Quickie Mart  
Waterfalls Springfield Dam  
Ruins at end of Fellowship Monorail ‘Ruins’  
Dead Marshes Springfield Cemetery  
Cave behind the Waterfall Bart’s Treehouse  
Isengard Nuclear Power Plant  
Edoras Police Station

Helm’s Deep   
Tower (Frodo is taken unconscious) School  
Tower (“ “ “ “) Orcs Principal Skinner  
Skinner’s Mother  
Superintendant Chalmers  
Lisa’s Teacher  
Gondor City Hall  
Springfield Tire Fire Mordor

Gate Guard at Bree ??? Duff Man  
Ted ??? In Bree ???  
Ted Sandyman ???  
Gaffer ???  
Captain of Guard in Gondor ???  
Son of “ ???

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**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-shadow-has-fallen-on-middle-springfield-who-should-be-who-in-the-simpsons-do-lotr/101722/66 "2003-01-16T04:38:06Z")

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What about the plot? I like the forbidden donut idea. The donut could be a donut that fell in some uranium and is therefore extremely toxic and must be contained. The only place to safely contain it is the Nuclear Plant. Gandalf finds the donut and takes it to Frodo, who must bring it to the plant to safely contain it. Sauron, however, wants to use the mutated donut in a super weapon (Kang and Kodos would work well here). Meanwhile, Gollum thinks it’s a regular donut and keeps trying to take it away (this could have Homer as Gollum, which could be interesting). This is also the reason the ring wraiths (Springfield police force) are after the Fellowship.

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**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-shadow-has-fallen-on-middle-springfield-who-should-be-who-in-the-simpsons-do-lotr/101722/67 "2003-01-16T06:46:06Z")

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Pretty good but Let me chuck in my $.02  
Cast (in credits order)  
Bart Simpson … Frodo Baggins  
Abraham J. ‘Grampa’ Simpson … Gandalf  
Nelson Muntz … Aragorn  
Milhouse Van Houten … Samwise ‘Sam’ Gamgee  
Edna Krabappel … Galadriel  
Duffman … Boromir (“Duffman…going down”)  
Lisa Simpson … Arwen  
Ralph Wiggim… Gimli (“My ax smells like cat food”)  
Rod Flanders… Peregrin ‘Pippin’ Took  
Todd Flanders … Meriadoc ‘Merry’ Brandybuck  
Martin Prince … Legolas Greenleaf  
C. Montgomery Burns … Saruman  
Mayor Joseph ‘Diamond Joe’ Quimby… Elrond  
Homer J. Simpson … Bilbo Baggins  
**Gil** … Gollum (“Ole Gill’s just got to get that ring back!”)  
God … The One Ring (voice)  
Groundskeeper Wille … Farmer Maggot  
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon … Gatekeeper of Bree  
Young Abraham J. ‘Grampa’ Simpson… Isildur  
Sideshow Bob … Gríma Wormtongue  
Otto … Éomér  
Principal Skinner… Théoden  
Stampy…Oliphant

Riders of Rohan…Jimbo “Corky” Jones, Kearney, Dolph

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**Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-shadow-has-fallen-on-middle-springfield-who-should-be-who-in-the-simpsons-do-lotr/101722/68 "2003-03-01T13:16:00Z")

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I love this! I was working on this on my own, and a friend told me about this. How scary is that?

First of all, I’m for Bart as Frodo, just because he’s short and a lead character, and Lisa as Sam, because she does have “heart,” which is needed with Sam. Which pretty much makes Milhouse or Martin as Merry, and definitely Ralph Wiggam as Pippin (Fool of a Took!).

May I submit to you…

Cletus as Tom Bombadil  
Brandine as Goldberry  
Kent Brockman as Theoden  
Poochie as Bill the Pony (I’m sure he’ll find his way safely home.)  
Comic Book Guy as Haldir (The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.)

And, as the Ring of Power, former employee of the month…  
… The Inanimate Carbon Rod?

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**Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-shadow-has-fallen-on-middle-springfield-who-should-be-who-in-the-simpsons-do-lotr/101722/69 "2003-03-01T16:21:03Z")

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I don’t see the hang up of homer as Frodo. It’s a cartoon, they can draw Homer as shorter than other characters! 🙂 (I suport this specifically because of the Lenny/Carl as Merry/Pip).

I also love the One Donut.  
THE LORD OF THE RINGERS

Starring:

HOMER as Frodo  
Barney as Samwise  
Carl as Merry  
Lenny as Pippin  
SKINNER as Aragorn  
Edna K as Arwen  
Grandpa as Gandalf  
C. Montgomery Burns as Sauron  
Smithers as Saruman  
Moe as Boromir  
Flanders as Elrond  
Bart as Legolas  
Groundskeeper Willie as Gimli  
Lisa as Galadriel  
Jasper as Treebeard  
Comic Book Guy as Bilbo  
Chief Clancy Wiggum as The Chief Nazgûl  
Hans Moleman as “Gollum”  
Nelson as The Balrog

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