# A short, private message to Anaamika

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 30, 2007, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301 "2007-11-30T13:52:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301/1 "2007-11-30T13:52:58Z")

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**HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY!**

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301/2 "2007-11-30T14:23:31Z")

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I don’t think that word means what you think it means. 😉

But, yeah, Happy Birthday, **Mika**!

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301/3 "2007-11-30T14:29:18Z")

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[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]  
I don’t think that word means what you think it means. 😉  
[/QUOTE]

I’m fairly well aquainted with the meaning of “birthday.”

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301/4 "2007-11-30T14:33:11Z")

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Shhh! Everyone hide, she should be here any minute.

Now everyone:  
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301/5 "2007-11-30T14:39:22Z")

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We must give her, a spanking!  
Then, the oral sex!

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301/6 "2007-11-30T14:52:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Zebra]  
We must give her, a spanking!  
Then, the oral sex!  
[/QUOTE]

Fine. I’ll allocate the spanking to you. The rest of it, I’ll handle personally. Because I’m just that kind of guy. 😉

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**Author:** ![taxi78cab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@taxi78cab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taxi78cab)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301/7 "2007-11-30T14:59:33Z")

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**HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKA!**

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301/8 "2007-11-30T15:01:28Z")

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Dude. You published your private message on the public Internet.

Happy Birthday Anaamika.

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301/9 "2007-11-30T15:07:14Z")

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One in the MMP, one here. Because you can never have enough cake.

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**HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MEEKS!** [/center]

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301/10 "2007-11-30T15:25:13Z")

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Wishing you a good day, a good year and a great life! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301/11 "2007-11-30T15:27:30Z")

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_sound of cork_

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301/12 "2007-11-30T15:33:44Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
Fine. I’ll allocate the spanking to you. The rest of it, I’ll handle personally. Because I’m just that kind of guy. 😉  
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Seeing how I’m an expert at spanking…

Where the heck is she?!?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301/13 "2007-11-30T15:50:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Lobsang]  
Dude. You published your private message on the public Internet.  
[/QUOTE]

Oops.

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301/14 "2007-11-30T15:58:29Z")

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Happy Birthday Anaamika!

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301/15 "2007-11-30T17:03:33Z")

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I’m guessing she took the day off work to pamper herself.

But anyway, happy 29th Mika! 😉

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301/16 "2007-11-30T17:06:56Z")

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Happy birthday, Meeks! Where are ya, anyway? 🙂

Have a lovely day!

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301/17 "2007-11-30T17:08:59Z")

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Happy birthday, **Mika**! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301/18 "2007-11-30T17:28:29Z")

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Happy birthday, **Mika**! Have fun! 🆒

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301/19 "2007-11-30T17:30:07Z")

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Ook!

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-short-private-message-to-anaamika/428301/20 "2007-11-30T17:52:25Z")

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Happy Birthday, **Anaamika**!! 🙂

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