# A sign I saw at the dry cleaners:

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sign-i-saw-at-the-dry-cleaners/30336>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 22, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sign-i-saw-at-the-dry-cleaners/30336 "2000-08-22T17:41:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sign-i-saw-at-the-dry-cleaners/30336/21 "2000-08-23T23:00:00Z")

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A billboard in Regina, Saskatchewan, advertising the other white meat:

_Pork. The One You Love._

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**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sign-i-saw-at-the-dry-cleaners/30336/22 "2000-08-23T23:00:19Z")

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U TURN OK  
hey, _thanks_. I didn’t know anyone was watching.

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**Author:** ![SILENT-BOB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@SILENT-BOB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SILENT-BOB)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sign-i-saw-at-the-dry-cleaners/30336/23 "2000-08-23T23:51:22Z")

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:wally 😃

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**Author:** ![Brood\_McEto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/65b543/32.png) [@Brood\_McEto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brood_McEto)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sign-i-saw-at-the-dry-cleaners/30336/24 "2000-08-24T01:37:38Z")

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I thought it was on [Ernie’s](http://www.ernieshouseofwhoopass.com/) but I can’t find it now.

It was a theatre marquee… it said.  
ERIN BROKOVICH  
SCREWED  
MY DOG SKIP

good thinking eh?

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**Author:** ![jcarbon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d78d45/32.png) [@jcarbon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jcarbon)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sign-i-saw-at-the-dry-cleaners/30336/25 "2000-08-24T03:31:27Z")

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At an intersection between a runway and a service vehicle road at the Philadelphia Int’l Airport;

“Yield to Aircraft”

duh

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**Author:** ![KP235](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@KP235](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP235)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sign-i-saw-at-the-dry-cleaners/30336/26 "2000-08-24T04:45:50Z")

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Recently while driving through Atlanta I saw a sign on a building that read’ “Georga Power, a Southern company”  
I thought to myself,‘well, DUH…’

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sign-i-saw-at-the-dry-cleaners/30336/27 "2000-08-24T16:30:11Z")

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Saw this one in Durham, England:

“HUMPED ZEBRA CROSSING”

Apparently British wildlife is more exotic than I thought.

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**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sign-i-saw-at-the-dry-cleaners/30336/28 "2000-08-24T17:08:23Z")

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On a Baptist church in my neighborhood I used to occasionally see a sign reading:

“SERVICE IN PROGRESS, CHRISTIAN SINGLES ADVISED TO USE REAR ENTRY WHENEVER POSSIBLE.”

Bieng in San Francisco I imagine alot of the people seeing this said to themselves “Can do!”.

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