# A sincere apology to some of you mudda fuggas.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 29, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013 "2003-04-29T22:05:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013/41 "2003-04-30T03:02:40Z")

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> > Originally posted by Aslan2  
> > I also have a hard time taking an a apology when he refers to us as “mudda fuggas”.
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> That wasn’t meant seriously.

Ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee. ::slaps knee:: Boy, that sure a funny joke, calling us “mudda fuggas!” I’ll have to send that in to SNL and see if they’ll pay me for it.[/sarcastic]

Sorry **Clint** , you’re not doing yourself any favors with this thread.

First you call us motherfuckers.

Then you tell us that you weren’t posting your real opinions, which smacks of trolling.

Then you insult the people that you are supposedly apologizing to.

Then you appear to sockpuppet yourself.

I would be forgiving of that last point–I’ve accidentally posted under my husband’s username–but everything else makes me think that you’re not a model of propriety, so I am less inclined to believe you.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013/42 "2003-04-30T03:03:19Z")

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That’s EXACTLY what I’m thinking.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013/43 "2003-04-30T03:36:57Z")

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I could forgive the OP.

But I’d rather call him a schmuck instead.

Schmuck.

And that **is** meant seriously.

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**Author:** ![Clint\_in\_Wichita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Clint\_in\_Wichita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clint_in_Wichita)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013/44 "2003-04-30T03:52:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bryan Ekers \*  
> \*\*I could forgive the OP.
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> But I’d rather call him a schmuck instead.
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> Schmuck.
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> And that **is** meant seriously. \*\*

I’m hurt.

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**Author:** ![Clint\_in\_Wichita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Clint\_in\_Wichita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clint_in_Wichita)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013/45 "2003-04-30T03:54:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Green Bean \*  
> \*\*That wasn’t meant seriously.

Ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee. ::slaps knee:: Boy, that sure a funny joke, calling us “mudda fuggas!” I’ll have to send that in to SNL and see if they’ll pay me for it.[/sarcastic]

Sorry **Clint** , you’re not doing yourself any favors with this thread.

First you call us motherfuckers.

Then you tell us that you weren’t posting your real opinions, which smacks of trolling.

Then you insult the people that you are supposedly apologizing to.

Then you appear to sockpuppet yourself.

I would be forgiving of that last point–I’ve accidentally posted under my husband’s username–but everything else makes me think that you’re not a model of propriety, so I am less inclined to believe you. \*\*  
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I guess one can always find something to bitch about. Sorry you did’t like my post.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013/46 "2003-04-30T04:13:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Clint in Wichita \*  
> \*\*I’m hurt. \*\*

Well, that’s what I meant to do.

Putz.

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**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013/47 "2003-04-30T04:23:22Z")

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_The world waits in bated breathe, awaiting the moments when Clint finally responds… Two master wits, who comes out on top? The real question is, WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END!!!_

😃

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013/48 "2003-04-30T04:29:08Z")

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**Clint** darling, you truly put the “ass” in “class”.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013/49 "2003-04-30T04:30:48Z")

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There’s enough “schmuck” to go around, Aslan.

Eh, I’m just kidding. I could never stay mad at you.

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**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013/50 "2003-04-30T04:47:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jackmannii \*  
> \*\*“Baby I’m-a-want you” is an optional fourth sentence. 😃  
> And the Wichita Lineman…is still on the line… \*\*

Sorry to interrupt, but that was funny.

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**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013/51 "2003-04-30T10:05:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Clint in Wichita \*  
> Actually, they’re not my real opinions for the most part…maybe they were exaggerated versions of my true opinions in some cases.

This isn’t an apology, it’s an admission of trolling, you monkeyfucking uncle-frotterer.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013/52 "2003-04-30T10:10:30Z")

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Ah fuck it. I accept the apology.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013/53 "2003-04-30T10:38:49Z")

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Clint, the difference between your posts, and the Chumpsky thread is this.

As misguided an opinion might be, trying to reason it out gives something to debate.

However, acting like an asshole simply to be an asshole will get you flamed.

and Bopepe, did you know your husband was capable of being such a scumbag?

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013/54 "2003-04-30T10:53:11Z")

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Ach, come on Twisticus, give peace a chance.

CiW, thanks for the apology.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013/55 "2003-04-30T11:00:23Z")

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nah, he’s a hateful twisted little man. I usually give the benefit of the doubt, but not in this case.

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**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013/56 "2003-04-30T11:32:36Z")

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Ok, let me see if I have this all straight. In the title, he calls us an obscene name. In the OP, Clint basicaly says that he was trolling by making outrageous statements. Then he creates a sock, then busts HIMSELF by posting as Clint with said sock. He offers lame excuse.  
Why is he Still HERE?

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013/57 "2003-04-30T12:30:35Z")

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All other things aside, bitching about the “sockpuppet” is lame. The language used in the mistaken “bowpepe” posts seems right in line with his normal language (i.e., no attempt to hide persona), refers blatantly to posting earlier, was immediately owned up to as being a mistake, and has a logical explanation with precedent. Fierra and I have accidentally posted under the other’s accounts as well, as have a large number of SDMB people and couples. Just let that one lie, folks, there’s no real evidence of sockpuppetry, and focusing on it is just silly. Aside from the fact that there seems to be a rule (or at least “preferred posting behaviour”) about accusations of sockpuppets anyhow…

Clint, read Fenris’ post. Apologies don’t need to be anything more than that. In fact, they really shouldn’t be more than that in most every case.

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013/58 "2003-04-30T12:32:38Z")

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And I am sorry to disagree, Particlewill, and I didn’t want to post what I did immediately after your post which might make it seem like I was picking at/on you. I just feel very strongly that the sock issue is a non-issue.

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**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013/59 "2003-04-30T12:45:21Z")

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Well I can understand that, and I will beleve that he made an honest mistake only if his wife ever posts again. In any case it seems to me that the guy has not only admitted being a Jerk, but has reveled in his Jerkness. Sock issues aside, he’s a Jerk.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sincere-apology-to-some-of-you-mudda-fuggas/172013/60 "2003-04-30T13:09:03Z")

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**bopepe** , if you’re a real person, my condolences. I was going to suggest that, rather than asking us why **Clint** was being forced to apologize, you ask him.

But then I realized that he’s not going to give you an accurate answer. So I’ll try.

It’s not his opinions that make him an execrable jerk. It’s his obnoxious manner. Possibly he’s a little sweetie in real life, but on this messageboard, he comes across as the quintessential feces-flinging monkey who enjoys watching shit splatter against other posters.

If you want to know why there’s so much vitriol against him here, I encourage you to read the threads linked earlier. I can’t say it’ll be good for marital harmony, however; you may just as soon not know the kind of cretin your husband can be online.

Daniel

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