# A slogan game? You bet your sweet Aspercreme! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 8, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354 "2005-04-08T05:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354/1 "2005-04-08T05:41:44Z")
I’ll start off by asking, who among you has seen this commercial? God help me, I love it. The overly excited, sing-song “You bet your sweet Aspercreme!” had me rolling the first time I heard it. Too funny. So anyway, this is the Slogan Game Thread. You post one ad slogan. Someone comes along thinking _Hey, I know that one!_ and they post the product that belongs with the slogan. Then they’ll provide a slogan and someone else comes along to match product to slogan, and so on and so forth. Like this: Poster A (that’ll be me): “Just Do It” Poster B (that’s you… or you, whoever decides to go first): Hey, that’s Nike! \ Ready? … I swear, I had a slogan in mind when I started this thread and now I have a Celine Dion song stuck in there (“Because You Loved Me”, in case you’re wondering). WTF? Anyway, “Good to the last drop.” ---
**Author:** ![Blueapple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Blueapple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blueapple)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354/2 "2005-04-08T07:04:24Z")
Folgers? Don’t Leave Home Without It. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354/3 "2005-04-08T07:13:15Z")
Visa. Is it in you? ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354/4 "2005-04-08T07:19:53Z")
Gatorade. And probably some Adult film company, too. Dogs don’t know it’s not bacon. P.S. It’s actually Maxwell House. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354/5 "2005-04-08T08:53:38Z")
Beggin’ strips. The last place you’d ever go for a burger is now the first. ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354/6 "2005-04-08T16:24:41Z")
Hardee’s. Let’s get a little more difficult: “Worth a Guinea a Box!” “If it Ain’t \_\_\_\_, it Ain’t Worth a Fuck!” ---
**Author:** ![milquetoast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@milquetoast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milquetoast)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354/7 "2005-04-08T17:02:26Z")
If I may offer corrections: **Maxwell House** is good to the last drop. And don’t leave home without **American Express**. If I mayn’t, then just ignore me. ---
**Author:** ![Jayrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Jayrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayrot)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354/8 "2005-04-08T17:09:30Z")
> [@Rodd Hill](#): > > “Worth a Guinea a Box!” Beecham’s Pills Mine: “News for Nerds. Stuff that Matters.” “50,000 monkeys at 50,000 typewriters can’t be wrong” ---
**Author:** ![dasgupta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e56c9b/32.png) [@dasgupta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasgupta)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354/9 "2005-04-08T17:39:10Z")
> [@Jayrot](#): > > “News for Nerds. Stuff that Matters.” Slashdot. “See the USA in your \_\_\_\_\_\_” “The best part of waking up, is \_\_\_\_\_ in your cup.” ---
**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354/10 "2005-04-08T17:42:49Z")
> [@dasgupta](#): > > Slashdot. > > “See the USA in your \_\_\_\_\_\_” > > “The best part of waking up, is \_\_\_\_\_ in your cup.” Chevrolet? Folgers. The unsinkable taste of \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354/11 "2005-04-08T17:45:05Z")
/slashdot. “Don’t be vague…” “Ask the man who owns one.” “Because I’m worth it.” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354/12 "2005-04-08T19:33:07Z")
> [@Rodd Hill](#): > > “Because I’m worth it.” Loreal. “A little dab’ll do ya.” ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354/13 "2005-04-08T19:52:10Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Loreal. > > “A little dab’ll do ya.” Brylcreme \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ hits the spot. ---
**Author:** ![Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Long_Time_First_Time)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354/14 "2005-04-08T22:45:49Z")
> [@Rodd Hill](#): > > “Ask the man who owns one.” A car that was just barely of my time – Packard. Keeping to the theme – “When better automobiles are built, \_\_\_\_\_\_ will build them.” ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354/15 "2005-04-09T06:24:08Z")
Actually I thought it was better to put a new item to another slogan. Maxwell House – Is it in you ? Etc. ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354/16 "2005-04-09T06:28:05Z")
> [@The Sausage Creature](#): > > Visa. Its Everywhere you want to be. ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354/17 "2005-04-09T06:31:53Z")
There are somethings money can’t buy. Foreverything else there is sex. ---
**Author:** ![ColonelDax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@ColonelDax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColonelDax)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354/18 "2005-04-09T11:20:06Z")
> [@Rodd Hill](#): > > “If it Ain’t \_\_\_\_, it Ain’t Worth a Fuck!” Stiff. “(Name) is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one.” ---
**Author:** ![snorlax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@snorlax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snorlax)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354/19 "2005-04-09T14:47:05Z")
> [@ColonelDax](#): > > “(Name) is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one.” Schaefer… The freshmaker! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354/20 "2005-04-09T16:04:49Z")
> [@snorlax](#): > > Schaefer… > > The freshmaker! Mentos? Whe it rains, it pours. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-slogan-game-you-bet-your-sweet-aspercreme/298354.md?page=2)