# A small parody of "Smoke Two Joints"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-small-parody-of-smoke-two-joints/224876>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 17, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-small-parody-of-smoke-two-joints/224876 "2004-01-17T02:10:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-small-parody-of-smoke-two-joints/224876/1 "2004-01-17T02:10:52Z")

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I snort two lines in the morning light  
It makes my nose bleed all night

Thank you, thank you, you’re so kind! 🆒

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-small-parody-of-smoke-two-joints/224876/2 "2004-01-17T05:55:20Z")

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**Kurdt Kobain** ,

I don’t think we need this type of parody in **MPSIMS** , or anywhere else on this board.

You might also want to consider a more appropriate sig.

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**Cajun Man** ~ SDMB Moderator