# A Small Suggestion

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-small-suggestion/729036>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [August 27, 2015, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-small-suggestion/729036 "2015-08-27T07:19:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2015, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-small-suggestion/729036/41 "2015-08-28T20:57:05Z")

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> [@Charlie\_Wayne](#):
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> 1. Vinyl Potato
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> 2. Vinyl Tuber

Everybody’s nose looks like a tuber  
Like a beet or turnip, or potato  
Everybody’s nose is super-duper  
When there is an odor, your nose’ll know.  
Everybody’s nose is made for sneezin  
Whether it’s a cold or another reason  
that’s when it blows:  
Everybody’s nose

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2015, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-small-suggestion/729036/42 "2015-08-28T22:46:17Z")

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> [@Charlie\_Wayne](#):
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> You did want to appear to be friendly. Didn’t you?

Tried it once. People started trying to talk to me, so that was the end of that shit.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-small-suggestion/729036/43 "2015-08-29T01:50:35Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally Posted by M **uddy Waters**  
> All you little girls,  
> Sittin’out at that line  
> I can make love to you woman,  
> In five minutes time

> [@kayaker](#):
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> Just sayin

Pfft! Amateurs. I can finish in 60 seconds tops!

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-small-suggestion/729036/44 "2015-08-29T05:49:23Z")

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Chuckie the W  
Charley Wayne-gro  
Charlie Wax-and-Wayne  
Charlie Who’ll-stop-the-wayne

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-small-suggestion/729036/45 "2015-08-29T17:47:43Z")

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> [@Charlie\_Wayne](#):
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> Thank you very much.

The greatest thanks you could give is to actually start doing it when it’s [explained](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18015630&postcount=9) [to you](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17162293&postcount=8).

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-small-suggestion/729036/46 "2015-08-29T21:36:28Z")

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Google is also preferable because you can search on 3 letter words which I occasionally want to do.

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