# A somewhat crude question about overweight people.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-somewhat-crude-question-about-overweight-people/506024>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [August 11, 2009, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-somewhat-crude-question-about-overweight-people/506024 "2009-08-11T02:48:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-somewhat-crude-question-about-overweight-people/506024/81 "2009-08-18T23:54:05Z")

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> [@L. G. Butts](#):
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> Here you go: [Why would a person do this?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=220523)

Oh hell, that was one of the funniest threads I’ve ever read. Near the end, it’s mentioned there’s an update thread, and then the thread was closed, without a link. Anyone got the link? (Or did they mean this thread:smack:)

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-somewhat-crude-question-about-overweight-people/506024/82 "2009-08-19T02:39:33Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> Well, I guess you could still do it from front to back even if you were reaching through your legs. It would just be awkward.

But my junk’s in the way.

I can reach around behind - I’m not a candidate for the Dick Gregory program - but, how can a guy reach infrom the front _when your junk’s in the way?_

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-somewhat-crude-question-about-overweight-people/506024/83 "2009-08-19T02:54:41Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> I can reach around behind - I’m not a candidate for the Dick Gregory program - but, how can a guy reach infrom the front _when your junk’s in the way?_

1. Shake off wang
2. Pull wang out of the way
3. Make with the TP

These instructions work best when read to the tune of the [dick in a box song](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg).

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-somewhat-crude-question-about-overweight-people/506024/84 "2009-08-19T02:58:32Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> 1. Shake off wang
> 2. Pull wang out of the way
> 3. Make with the TP
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> These instructions work best when read to the tune of the [dick in a box song](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg).

Unless his junk’s just too damned large and…junky to move out of the way.

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