# A song to help you through the board timeouts

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 10, 2020, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-song-to-help-you-through-the-board-timeouts/853539 "2020-05-10T15:52:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-song-to-help-you-through-the-board-timeouts/853539/1 "2020-05-10T15:52:31Z")

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After my umpteenth gateway timeout message, this song popped into my head. Thought I’d share… 🙂

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/TUudRL7WJt4/maxresdefault.jpg "504") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUudRL7WJt4)

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**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-song-to-help-you-through-the-board-timeouts/853539/3 "2020-05-10T18:59:12Z")

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I was half way through the record before the penny dropped.

:smack: :smack: :smack:

Dandy little tune, too.

j

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-song-to-help-you-through-the-board-timeouts/853539/4 "2020-05-10T19:11:53Z")

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/BELWbkyOVPQ/maxresdefault.jpg "Anticipation") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BELWbkyOVPQ)

Anticipation

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-song-to-help-you-through-the-board-timeouts/853539/5 "2020-05-10T19:25:24Z")

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I was thinking more along the lines of the greatest composition set forth from the 1980’s: Styx’s “Too Much Time On My Hands”.

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**Author:** ![RioRico](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f04885/32.png) [@RioRico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RioRico)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-song-to-help-you-through-the-board-timeouts/853539/6 "2020-05-10T20:32:59Z")

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Kinks: “So Tired Of Waiting”  
Ray Charles: “No Time To Waste”  
Chambers Bros: “Time Has Come Today”  
Rolling Stones: “Time Is On My Side” and “I Am Waiting”  
Simon & Garfunkle: “Hazy Shade Of Winter” (“Time, time, time, see what’s become of me”)  
Statler Bros: “Counting Flowers On The Wall” (“Don’t tell me I got nothing to do”)

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**Author:** ![Jeff\_Lichtman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeff_lichtman/32/1531_2.png) [@Jeff\_Lichtman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff_Lichtman)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-song-to-help-you-through-the-board-timeouts/853539/7 "2020-05-11T06:48:42Z")

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[Here’s a perfect piece](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDgHUj8sJaQ) for when nothing’s happening.

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-song-to-help-you-through-the-board-timeouts/853539/8 "2020-05-11T07:31:44Z")

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From the Basement Tapes CD  
Odds and Ends: “Lost time is not found again.”

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-song-to-help-you-through-the-board-timeouts/853539/9 "2020-05-11T13:09:03Z")

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> [@Jeff\_Lichtman](#):
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> [Here’s a perfect piece](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDgHUj8sJaQ) for when nothing’s happening.

I like how when that comes up on YouTube, it prompts me to “Tap to unmute”. 😃

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-song-to-help-you-through-the-board-timeouts/853539/10 "2020-05-11T13:14:04Z")

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I get why that reminds you of the board timeouts, but what does “504” mean in the context of the song?

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-song-to-help-you-through-the-board-timeouts/853539/11 "2020-05-11T13:31:02Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> I get why that reminds you of the board timeouts, but what does “504” mean in the context of the song?

504 is the area code for New Orleans.

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**Author:** ![dzeiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/46a35a/32.png) [@dzeiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dzeiger)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-song-to-help-you-through-the-board-timeouts/853539/12 "2020-05-12T01:33:10Z")

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[https://youtu.be/t3otBjVZzT0](https://youtu.be/t3otBjVZzT0)
