# A Special Manly MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-special-manly-mmp/551120>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [August 23, 2010, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-special-manly-mmp/551120 "2010-08-23T01:42:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-special-manly-mmp/551120/261 "2010-08-29T18:11:16Z")

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All righty then - the laundry is done and drying on the line. \*\*FCD \*\*cleaned the garage and we did a trash/recycling run. I’ve got a hunk of meat in the slow cooker for supper - I meant to start it this morning, but I forgot, so it’s on high and I hope it gets done. I was going for pot roast, but I don’t know if that will work out.

The sun and warmth is great for my laundry, but we had to close up the house and turn on the air. _bleh_

I need to research tree removal. We’ve got two that need to come down. I expect it might require a second mortgage… ☹ But it’s gotta be done. Oh, the joys of home ownership!

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-special-manly-mmp/551120/262 "2010-08-29T18:27:53Z")

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I remain at my normal level of heathenation.

Spent the latter half of yesterday cleaning. Today was an epic hike around Home Depot looking for either flagpoles or someone who knew were flagpoles were. Wouldn’t it make sense for flags, flagpoles and flagpole brackets to be within arm’s reach of each other? Too simple! The flagpoles were next to patio umbrellas. Maybe because they’re both long skinny things? Flags were in a free-standing “shipper” display next to weed killer and the brackets were with the mailboxes.

It makes sense to someone, but not to me. Oh well, I’m off to hang a flag now.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-special-manly-mmp/551120/263 "2010-08-29T18:35:53Z")

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Happy Birthday Mr. Onimous!

Yay for done dissertation **Nava**!

I say you should move too **Shadow**.

Lunch was good. They were most appreciative. It beat heck outta hospital cafeteria food or fightin’ the hongry lunchtime mobs anyways.

Oh and I did go deheathenate. Just decided I should. So I am now all absolved and stuff. 😃

I need a nappy poo and then later go see JDD Brother at the horsepistol.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-special-manly-mmp/551120/264 "2010-08-29T18:41:58Z")

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[Bananas](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA)

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-special-manly-mmp/551120/265 "2010-08-29T20:37:36Z")

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Laundry is off the line and put away - man, it smells good. Supper is cooking. Dogs are eating. I’m sweating. Why is it still summer??

Who’s got tomorrow?

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-special-manly-mmp/551120/266 "2010-08-29T21:25:39Z")

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**gt** got mad at me durin’ my nap because I spoiled her dog and now he won’t go to bed when he’s supposed to go. 😃

Havin’ shared that, I shall now go purty up and go visit JDD’s brother.

Later Y’all!

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-special-manly-mmp/551120/267 "2010-08-29T22:30:44Z")

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Whew!

Ah’m gettin’ tahred!

So far today, I have:

Cooked breakfast  
Cleaned up dishes  
Washed two loads of clothes  
Clipped coupons  
Grocery shopped  
Put away groceries  
Made and cooked two pounds of meatballs (for two meals later in the week)  
Made a pot of vegetable beef soup (‘cuz Dad had a hankerin’ - who cares if it’s still hot outside!)  
Made a baking dish full of scalloped potatoes ready to go in the oven in five minutes (to go with a big ol’ ham steak)

I still need to put away two loads of clothes, and pick a roasted chicken for the meat, for chicken pot pie later this week.

It all evens out - Friday I pretty much sat on my ass all day, trying to recover from 11 days in a row of work. I’m hoping this week will be a _leetle_ less stressful.

Hugs and smooches for you and yours…

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-special-manly-mmp/551120/268 "2010-08-29T23:25:22Z")

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For those that missed deheathenization today:

If God had texted the Ten Commandments to Moses:

1. nol b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg’s
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re:bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8, or ox, or dnkey. myob.

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-special-manly-mmp/551120/269 "2010-08-29T23:42:04Z")

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😃

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-special-manly-mmp/551120/270 "2010-08-30T00:00:58Z")

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Cute **BBBobbio**.

JDD’s Brother is in really good spirits. He says he’ll be better when he gets real food. So for just liquids and Jell-O. He had blue Jell-O. We all decided that blue Jell-O is unnatural and an abomination. I offered to call up and ask if the Jell-O is spoiled because it’s blue. That cracked him up. I’m good at that. 😃

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-special-manly-mmp/551120/271 "2010-08-30T00:10:48Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> I offered to call up and ask if the Jell-O is spoiled because it’s blue.

Blue Jello is depressed. Duh…

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-special-manly-mmp/551120/272 "2010-08-30T00:27:49Z")

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Home from KielbasaFest, Knoebels and Family Day.

All fingers intact, all horseradish sauces unpacked.

Nothing else.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-special-manly-mmp/551120/273 "2010-08-30T00:48:23Z")

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Half a day of irk, half a day of pool based sloth. My friend had some home repairs done, and the contractor cooked us dinner.😃

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-special-manly-mmp/551120/274 "2010-08-30T01:00:43Z")

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> [@Nava](#):
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> [Bananas](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA)

I like [this version.](http://www.hulu.com/watch/50397/family-guy-its-peanut-butter-jelly-time)

**doggio** where do you get a contractor like that? Heaven?

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-special-manly-mmp/551120/275 "2010-08-30T01:24:25Z")

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> [@SpazCat](#):
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> **doggio** where do you get a contractor like that? Heaven?

1. He’s worked for my friend for ages
2. Two word:free beer
3. Hi Opal!

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-special-manly-mmp/551120/276 "2010-08-30T02:19:39Z")

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**Wile E** is monkeying around with the new [MMP](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=576352)! **MOOOOOOOOOOM**!!!

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