# A Spooky & Furry Critter MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [April 15, 2013, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734 "2013-04-15T00:37:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734/101 "2013-04-16T18:11:28Z")

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**swampy** just a bit about drip irrigation. Most of the trees we will be growing will only need 1 to 5 gallons a day(4 to 20 liters) because we are drip irrigating them, otherwise we would be spraying hundreds of gallons of water a day. We can also feed them this way and have no fertilizer runoff. The water and food go directly to the rootball, no waste and it is largely automatic . This is very useful in hot climates like Jawja and Tejas. If we have water use restrictions due to drought, we are exempt. The equipment is relatively inexpensive as well. Something your Church might want to look into, if you need some help getting started just ask me. Yes what you are doing is really cool, tis good to hear. Go you. What is your favorite fruit? Possibly you should donate a tree of that kind. In just a few years…

**Jim**

ETA first on three woot woot

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734/102 "2013-04-16T18:24:45Z")

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blurf! x100!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734/103 "2013-04-16T19:06:33Z")

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Well, my _favorite_ fruit is OYKW. 😃 Oh like y’all didn’t think I’d do that!

Drip irrigation sounds intriguin’ **Jim**. I shall bring this up with those who are in charge. My end of things is grunt work cause I’m pretty good at the show me what to do and I’ll do it stuff. As for the orchard, the idea of donate a tree has been kicked around. I think folks would get behind that.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734/104 "2013-04-16T19:17:54Z")

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Man, I’ve got a backache. But lunch is being acquired (by a coworker!) which means I won’t skip this time. I’m going to be eating food that can taste me back (lengua taco. Nom nom nom.)

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734/105 "2013-04-16T19:47:43Z")

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Howdy all! I opened up a Photobucket account to be able to show off my pets but I’m too computer dumb to figure out how to post here. I will figure it out or ask someone eventually.

**Rosie’s** sig!

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734/106 "2013-04-16T19:51:53Z")

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I’ll take your backache and raise it to sciatica and cervical radiculopathy.

Just had an odd experience with an MRI. To help them count vertebrae, they use things known in the trade as markers. This place uses almonds. The tech says they show up really well and are cheaper than the purpose-made items, which being “medical equipment” are silly-expensive.

So, after the scanning was done, I was de-nutted. :eek:

Good news/bad news is that my back is screaming now after the various positions they had me in. The good is that anything being pressed on or squeezed that shouldn’t ought to be readily apparent. Bad news is that it hurts.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734/107 "2013-04-16T19:57:15Z")

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Let me say right here right now that teachers are not paid nearly enough for the crap they have to deal with every day. I just spent 6 hours with my daughter’s classes assisting with a measurement test. On my side of the room, they had to measure the mass of 3 items using balances and gram masses, then measure 4 lengths of tape - 2 in metric and 2 in standard units.

This was a test - they’d been taught all of this material. I can’t tell you how many kids asked “What’s metric??” _\<headdesk\>_ Plus they were supposed to estimate the lengths first, get their sheets initialed by me, then do the measuring. The longest strip was a yard and a half. I had several kids estimate it at 100 feet. 😕 Honest to goodness, they were just pulling numbers out of the air. One boy put down temperatures in inches. :eek: I don’t know how my daughter deals with this day after day… But I’m home and I won’t be doing that again since she’s moving to FL, so there’s that.  
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FCD \*\*is out on his bike. I thought about working in the yard, but I just don’t feel like it. I’m going to build a tuna-noodle casserole for supper, and that’ll be the extent of my activities this evening. Altho I may decide to drink heavily later. 😃

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734/108 "2013-04-16T20:57:00Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> Blurf.
> 
> I think I outdid myself in the weird dream department last night. Get this: I was part of a group of Dopers in a chartered bus that went to a park of some kind for a big Dopefest. Also at the park, at the same time and in a different chartered bus, was a large party of Stormfronters in drag. Think _Priscilla, Queen of the Desert_.
> 
> Much hilarity ensued.

I had a dream the other night where I was on a bus that was captured in a border war between Canada and Ukraine.

Yes, I know.

> [@Silver\_Tyger](#):
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> My problem is that I’m looking for a very rare kind of guy: either asexual or poly (so he can have someone to sex up all the time) and **not a douchebag**

The bolded part is the difficult bit.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734/109 "2013-04-16T21:20:46Z")

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Howdy from da cave! Dindin is simmerin’ away. Hamburger steak (glorified hamburger patties) and onion gravy with smashed N.O.T. and field peas w/snaps. I shall also bake up some frozen bizkits bein’ as I’m too lazy to make bizkits from scratch today. An easy but nummy dindin shall be had. Even doin’ some prep work for tomorrow night’s dindin which shall be jambalaya. Go Me!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734/110 "2013-04-16T21:24:45Z")

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Casserole is in the oven. \*\*FCD \*\*is snoring on the couch. The assorted critters are doing what critters do. Yeah, my life is a wild ride… :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734/111 "2013-04-16T21:55:11Z")

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**Buttercup** , to share a PhotoBucket photo once you have it uploaded, click on the photo. To the right of the photo there’s a little box that says Image Links. In that box it will say Direct Link, and there will be a URL. Copy that URL.

From there you can either paste it into your post, or you can be all fancy and create a link in your post by highlighting the word you want people to click, then clicking on that little icon above the message box that’s supposed to look like a globe and a link of chain. (It’s the second one from the right.) Paste the link in the box that opens when you click that, and it will add the code into your message.

So now…show those critters!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734/112 "2013-04-16T22:46:10Z")

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Dindin is et. Not too shabby. Da bear is tahrd!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734/113 "2013-04-16T22:52:38Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Da bear is tahrd!

A long day of beating the serfs.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734/114 "2013-04-16T22:55:00Z")

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> [@freckafree](#):
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> **Buttercup** , to share a PhotoBucket photo once you have it uploaded, click on the photo. To the right of the photo there’s a little box that says Image Links. In that box it will say Direct Link, and there will be a URL. Copy that URL.
> 
> From there you can either paste it into your post, or you can be all fancy and create a link in your post by highlighting the word you want people to click, then clicking on that little icon above the message box that’s supposed to look like a globe and a link of chain. (It’s the second one from the right.) Paste the link in the box that opens when you click that, and it will add the code into your message.
> 
> So now…show those critters!

I wish I could see all the pics but I can’t see any of the ones on fb, and half the other links won’t work for me either.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734/115 "2013-04-16T22:56:50Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> A long day of beating the serfs.
> 
> 🙂

I just hate it when they act all uppity!

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734/116 "2013-04-16T22:57:51Z")

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I got wet on the way home but not drenched. And only one distant thunderboomer, so that was good.

Looks like tomorrow will be a decent biking day, too. Yay!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734/117 "2013-04-16T23:01:35Z")

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> [@freckafree](#):
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> I got wet on the way home but not drenched. And only one distant thunderboomer, so that was good.
> 
> Looks like tomorrow will be a decent biking day, too. Yay!

At first I read that as “tomrrow will be a decent bikini day, too. Yay!” and thought to myself, “Dang! **Freebie’s** irkplace has a liberal dress code.” 😃

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734/118 "2013-04-16T23:04:54Z")

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> [@SpazCat](#):
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> The bolded part is the difficult bit.

Yeah, I noticed. Actually, it seems like my profile gets skipped over a lot, so I end up contacting people. And mostly hearing nothing. I suppose I could put up another pic where I’m dressed like a girl (my main pic I’m in a pink shirt and you can tell I have tits. The other I’m in a suit coat.)

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734/119 "2013-04-16T23:05:47Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> I just hate it when they act all uppity!

One must try. 🙂

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**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-spooky-furry-critter-mmp/655734/120 "2013-04-16T23:45:55Z")

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Man will this week ever end? Now with the ricin letter I’m stuck at the Capitol all night.

Fuck.

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