# A strangely early MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [June 2, 2008, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421 "2008-06-02T01:36:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421/141 "2008-06-03T12:03:07Z")

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Up and caffeinated, off to work. Thrak spent the morning bouncing up and down on my head.

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**Author:** ![Most\_Creative\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Most\_Creative\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Most_Creative_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421/142 "2008-06-03T12:04:40Z")

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\*\*Doggio \*\* I have to say I love the name Thrak.

Why yes, I’m putting off getting ready for work. Why do you ask?

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421/143 "2008-06-03T12:06:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Most Creative User Name Ever]  
_Brings in a plate of chocolate cupcakes with white butter cream frosting and sprinkles on them. Sets them down on the table, take one, and walks out_  
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Your offering pleases me. Cupcakes for ALL!

I am in such a weird mood.

I’ve got to pull it together. My work friends are taking me out in solidarity for my being passed over for an important promotion. I can’t have butter cream all over myself. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421/144 "2008-06-03T12:25:51Z")

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Well, the kid actually says, “AAAAAAUUOOOOOOOAAAaaaaaaaooooorrrgaaaaaarooooooooooo…” but it translates to “I’m not tired! I’m not tired!” I’m pretty good at translating.

Rainy and awful here. I’m doing laundry and wondering about a less rainy time during the day when I could dash out to the store and pick a couple of things up.

Oof. Nat awoke crying about 3, and stayed intermittently awake for a couple of hours. I’m sleepy.

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**Author:** ![Mahna\_Mahna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47c2d/32.png) [@Mahna\_Mahna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahna_Mahna)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421/145 "2008-06-03T13:01:11Z")

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_stealthily tiptoes in, snatches a cupcake and then darts for an unoccupied corner_

Nom nom nom.

Can I go back to bed, pls? I got home around 11:30, but then spent another half hour yapping with The Boy and didn’t get to sleep until after midnight. Plus it’s rainy and dark, which is perfect stay-in-bed weather.

Speaking of last night, big ups to our marketing folks for throwing down one heck of a shindig. When we arrived at the theatre, they had all sorts of goodies lined up for the taking (nachos, popcorn, hot dogs, and pop). After the screening, we were led by Carrie lookalikes to the afterparty, where shirtless firemen were on hand to greet us and provide us with a drink ticket and more Carrie lookalikes passed out free cosmopolitans. The only disappointment of the night was that they were out of bitters and couldn’t make me a manhattan (that being the other SATC-appropriate drink, natch - cosmos are too sweet for my liking)

(Oh, and I nearly forgot to mention the goody bags at the end, which included a $50 gift certificate for new shoes and another $25 off coupon when spending a minimum of $100 on said shoes!!! I know… like I need an excuse.)

Dress photos will be forthcoming, **LiLi** , once they have been posted to Facebook by the camera-wielding members of our party.

I vote for **Eels** as our newest mumper’s monicker. But that’s just me. 🙂

I am most amused by the dog-in-shirt photos. I’m half-tempted to try putting a tube sock on one of the kittehs (prolly Ariel, since Morgan is too rotund to qualify anymore), but I think I’d lose an eye in the process.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421/146 "2008-06-03T13:05:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Most Creative User Name Ever]  
_Brings in a plate of chocolate cupcakes with white butter cream frosting and sprinkles on them. Sets them down on the table, take one, and walks out_  
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Yum. Thanks!

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421/147 "2008-06-03T13:08:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Mahna Mahna]  
I vote for **Eels** as our newest mumper’s monicker. But that’s just me. 🙂  
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Does he/she own a hovercraft?

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**Author:** ![Elysium](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3be4f8/32.png) [@Elysium](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysium)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421/148 "2008-06-03T13:24:29Z")

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[QUOTE=VunderBob]  
Does he/she own a hovercraft?  
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I wish! (it’s she, btw)

::takes a cupcake and munches:: You can call me **Eels** as long as I continue to get cupcakes.

Today is very sleepy. I was woken up at 3 AM by the sound of a cat yowling outside the window. I thought it was one of mine dying or something, so I started awake with adrenaline pumping. Then the girl kitty was pawing and meowing at the open window.

You don’t have a uterus honey, he doesn’t want you. I think she’s feeling jilted.

Stupid cats.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421/149 "2008-06-03T13:56:41Z")

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**Nava-** -sounds like someone with poor managerial skills. The work probably gets done despite her. The vaca thing would tick me right off…  
Well, the puter works, after a fashion. It asks me randomly for my keychain password. When I open mail, 3 windows now pop up: inbox, sent and draft. Never had all 3 open at the same time before. Don’t like it, but I’m not messing with it. No idea if I can GET mail, since I often go for days w/o any. I know I can send, so there is that.  
Cooler today, but no rain as promised. I have to take #1 son to scuba again today. And #2 to soccer. Oy.  
Not sure how I’ll spend the day. Certainly, there is housework that needs doing.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421/150 "2008-06-03T14:10:47Z")

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There are cupcakes? _dashes in, grabs one_

I’m going to the workout place today. That is how I justify my actions.

[QUOTE=VunderBob]  
My shooting victim is still kicking; the shooter  
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Blast you semicolons!

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**Author:** ![Mahna\_Mahna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47c2d/32.png) [@Mahna\_Mahna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahna_Mahna)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421/151 "2008-06-03T14:13:16Z")

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Photo of the dress (and other shenanigans from last night) are on [Facebook](http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v287/245/33/501817926/n501817926_641914_9597.jpg).

Dear Og. I hope that it’s just the angle that makes me look ginormous. ☹

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421/152 "2008-06-03T14:18:01Z")

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[QUOTE=SpazCat]  
Blast you semicolons!  
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The victim took 2 slugs to the right leg. I doubt he’ll be kicking for a while.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421/153 "2008-06-03T14:18:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Mahna Mahna]  
Photo of the dress (and other shenanigans from last night) are on [Facebook](http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v287/245/33/501817926/n501817926_641914_9597.jpg).

Dear Og. I hope that it’s just the angle that makes me look ginormous. ☹  
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Being photographed from below is flattering to no one–I think it’s the angle. Love the boa…  
I’ll be over here, wasting time.

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**Author:** ![Most\_Creative\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Most\_Creative\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Most_Creative_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421/154 "2008-06-03T14:19:32Z")

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I agree that being photographed from below isn’t flattering for anyone. Learned that one doing my self-portrait a day thing on Flickr.

I love the dress!

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**Author:** ![mmouse9799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mmouse9799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mmouse9799)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421/155 "2008-06-03T14:21:54Z")

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Mornin’ at work and workin’ … kinda.

**Rigs** you’re making me a bit nervous with your computer troubles. I’m looking at putting down big bucks (to me anyway) for a Mac later this week.

I like **Ely** , but I’m not in a very creative mood this morning.

**Spaz** I love Unshelved. 🙂

Later gators!

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421/156 "2008-06-03T14:28:11Z")

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[QUOTE=Most Creative User Name Ever]  
\*\*Nava \*\* I will do your ironing for you! For some reason I like ironing. Though I don’t it often at all.  
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Thanks, although for some reason I don’t mind the ironing once I’m dong it, it’s one of those zen tasks. But you won’t happen to know any brand that sells self-setting up boards, do you? It’s the “I have to do the ironing” stage, that kills me.

**McUne** , are virtual cupcakes fattening?

**rigs** , have you tried sending mail to yourself from another account? Or shoot me one and I’ll answer back, it’s in my profile.

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**Author:** ![Most\_Creative\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Most\_Creative\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Most_Creative_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421/157 "2008-06-03T14:35:26Z")

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Nope, virtual cupcakes are non-fattening with all the flavor and goodness of full fat cupcakes.

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421/158 "2008-06-03T14:36:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Mahna Mahna]  
Photo of the dress (and other shenanigans from last night) are on [Facebook](http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v287/245/33/501817926/n501817926_641914_9597.jpg).

Dear Og. I hope that it’s just the angle that makes me look ginormous. ☹  
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I think you look fine. It’s that green, um, apple(?) in the background that I’d be worrying about… 😃😛

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421/159 "2008-06-03T14:38:59Z")

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[QUOTE=mmouse9799]

**Rigs** you’re making me a bit nervous with your computer troubles. I’m looking at putting down big bucks (to me anyway) for a Mac later this week.

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No, No, NO! I love my Mac–love it, love it, love it! It’s a Macbook–but I’m like someone who barely knows how to drive being put behind a Lamborghini or a Bentley. I can make it go, but I cannot appreciate the depths and intricacies of it. I have no idea if I did something, if I should have just waited, if I should have just done a hard boot to start off with and not attempted to “fix” it, or what. I did talk (via Facebook) to a guy I know who’s a Mac aficionado and he said no worries.

It’s not the Mac–it’s me. (there are some legitimate complaints about macs, apparently, but I think those are from people who are really, really into computers for work or pleasure).

I need to go DO something. Anything. I’m wasting the day…

nava–I’ll email you. thanks!

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-strangely-early-mmp/451421/160 "2008-06-03T14:40:27Z")

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Morning, all. I’m glad **McUne** was available as an early morning minion to provide cupcakes; I was sleeping, after waking up early this morning with my innards all a-churnin’. Apparently something I’d eaten disagreed with me. ☹ Anyway, I got it settled and then went back to sleep for a bit. I still don’t feel very good. ☹ Here’s hoping it’s something that will pass quickly. Fortunately, I don’t have many plans for today.

Anyway, I’m here. Hugs, yays, boos, etc. as appropriate.

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