# A stripper gave me her number.  Think it's legit?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-stripper-gave-me-her-number-think-its-legit/655418>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 11, 2013, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-stripper-gave-me-her-number-think-its-legit/655418 "2013-04-11T16:35:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-stripper-gave-me-her-number-think-its-legit/655418/41 "2013-04-12T02:37:49Z")

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I think the OP needs to clarify why he’s calling this woman. Are you calling to hire her to strip at a private poker party? If so, you probably have the right number because it’s probably her booking agency. But you’re going to feel dumb if you call that number expecting to have a friendly chat.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-stripper-gave-me-her-number-think-its-legit/655418/42 "2013-04-12T02:38:27Z")

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> [@Mooch](#):
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> I perseverated over actually calling the number like the OP for fears of it being a scam or her wanting money or some such. ?

I nice pair of breasteses will do that to you.

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**Author:** ![Doggo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/87869e/32.png) [@Doggo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doggo)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-stripper-gave-me-her-number-think-its-legit/655418/43 "2013-04-12T07:03:55Z")

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Do you really want a stranger finding out where you live? I know men do stupid things because a woman is pretty, but you should get to know her a lot better than a few minutes in a private room before inviting her home.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-stripper-gave-me-her-number-think-its-legit/655418/44 "2013-04-12T10:27:14Z")

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> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> Just because she’s a stripper, doesn’t mean she fucks people for money. It also doesn’t mean she fucks for money on video.

Actually, in L.A., and maybe other places as well, strippers do appear in porn. Each increases the revenue from the other. Guys want to see “Misty” dance because they’ve seen her videos. Or they want to check out her videos because they’ve seen her dance. And it all goes well until the implants start leaking.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-stripper-gave-me-her-number-think-its-legit/655418/45 "2013-04-12T13:04:06Z")

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A former friend had a stripper’s phone number on his phone, and it was quite real enough to earn him a divorce.

The idjit was stupid enough to send her a text looking for a little something on the side when he was in Reno with his wife.

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**Author:** ![Fazzar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/848f3c/32.png) [@Fazzar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fazzar)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-stripper-gave-me-her-number-think-its-legit/655418/46 "2013-04-12T15:18:21Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I think the OP needs to clarify why he’s calling this woman. Are you calling to hire her to strip at a private poker party? If so, you probably have the right number because it’s probably her booking agency. But you’re going to feel dumb if you call that number expecting to have a friendly chat.

This thread has certainly taken on a life of its own! 🙂

I’m the OP. The original question was simple. Not being a frequent customer of strip clubs, I was unsure if a stripper would indeed be serious about stripping at a private party. In my case, I’d like to hire this person to deal cards at a private poker game while being scantily clad and friendly with the players.

I will call and I’ll let all the interested posters on this thread know the outcome. Maybe she just wants me back at the club as a customer, maybe she really is interested in a private booking.

I’ve said this multiple times now. I have no interest in a relationship, a connection or anything of the sort. I just think it would be damn cool to have a really beautiful and friendly stripper dealing cards for my Texas Hold-em game. In particular, someone that I’ve already gotten to know a little bit, instead of a random stripper from some agency.

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**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-stripper-gave-me-her-number-think-its-legit/655418/47 "2013-04-12T15:43:08Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> I have not seen this word in a long time. Impressive. 🆒

I read that in Darth Vader’s voice.

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**Author:** ![Fazzar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/848f3c/32.png) [@Fazzar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fazzar)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-stripper-gave-me-her-number-think-its-legit/655418/48 "2013-07-01T19:29:57Z")

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I promised I would report in on how this ended up. The phone number was indeed legit. 🙂 Got to spend some ‘quality time’ together. Amazing woman. 🙂

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**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-stripper-gave-me-her-number-think-its-legit/655418/49 "2013-07-01T19:47:38Z")

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“legit” as in a legal buisness arrangement (dealing cards)?

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