A Stupid Thing in Star Trek That Has Annoyed Me For Years (Add Your Own!)

I think it’s supposed to be that Vulcans are both by nature capable of more intense emotion and more intense rational control than humans. So you can think of it this way. A Vulcan can provide strong-emotion genes and strong-rationality genes, while a human can provide less-strong-emotion genes and less-strong-rationality genes. On this reading, then, Spock got either the strong-emotion gene from his dad and less-strong-rationality one from his mom, or perhaps simply both his mother’s genes. In the latter case, Spock is really like a human trying to be Vulcan-logical, while in the former case, he’s like a Vulcan with a rationality deficit.

-FrL-

yeah, they could have, then you’d have a pile of evil bricks Mr. Smartypants.

Really? I guess it’s played as kind of a joke? Because it would be strange to think that fecal matter flushed on the Enterprise immediately goes out to space. I’d think there’d be more of a sort of “sewage” system in place.

Or-----maybe they transport it out. :slight_smile:

-FrL-

Nor did they deal with how people throw-up, how they deal with zits, or any of a number of other mundane factors of life that would both annoy and gross us out. :rolleyes:

However, if you study that scene even more closely, you will eventually realize that there actually was no 5th movie.

Well, if nothing else, Enterprise touched on this. Although DS9 had earlier made a groundbreaking bathroom reference (in the ep where Sisko and Jake fly a “solar sailship” from Bajor to Cardassia), Enterprise addressed the notion of waste recycling and air sickness.

Even zits, arguably, that time Tucker had a lifeform growing in his wrist and it bulged grossly.

This is the funniest (and truest) thing I’ve read in ages. I salute you!

My contribution: On Star Trek: Enterprise, there was this bit in between the opening credits of the first episode and the closing credits of the last episode…

I would, once, or better, just this:

FX: clank. whoosh
Doors open, Kirk enters bridge, adjusting shirt

Oh, c’mon. They’re so high tech that they beam the shit out of you. Bathrooms are unsanitary and laughably low tech.

Although the one thing I always thought was missing from the “Q gets turned into a Human” episode was a scene of him peeing his pants, because he didn’t know better and was unfamiliar with trained muscle control - ie, he’d never been potty trained.

Q: “I seem to have sprung a leak. What am I doing? Riker?!? Data? What’s going on here! Why am I leaking fluids? And what’s that smell?

Crew: <snicker>

Riker (Snark): I’m surprised at you, Q. Human children learn to control their bladders at a very young age.

Q: That explains it. I was never a Human child. Can someone clean this up?

Actually I believe waste of all sorts went back to central holding tanks for use as raw material for the replicators. I don’t know if that was mentioned on any show or if I saw it somewhere else though.

I’m somewhat disturbed by the implication that you enjoyed the opening credits of Enterprise.

:dubious:

I should have said “opening title.” The song was shite.

I guess that explains the cornbread.

::dumb joke excised::

I admit to liking the montage concept for Enterprises’s opening credits. Now if it had only been a silent montage…

I haven’t seen most of the show, but I still think it was an interesting idea, just done completely wrong.

I liked the original acoustic version of the theme. The overamped synthed-out replacement (which I believed coincided with the show’s name changing from Enterprise to Star Trek: Enterprise) was a severely horrible move.

They pulled a similar move with the theme to DS9. Turned “majestic” into “grocery store muzak.”

Are Vulcan pimples green?

That’s mentioned in the TNG Tech Manual.

Which was thoroughly contradicted at various points in the series (the 3-nacell Enterprise shown in the final episode is, according to the Tech Manual, impossible. But I’m willing to go with the Tech Manual on this, since the last season of TNG sucked, including the finale), so it should be taken with a grain of salt, but that’s pretty much the obvious thing to do.

Don’t know. But Klingon pimples are semi-intelligent and ambulatory.