# A Substitute fun MMP(now elbow free!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [October 22, 2012, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474 "2012-10-22T01:00:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/241 "2012-10-25T23:30:33Z")
**Tao** I am goin’ to lie upon the bed and watch me some teevee. With any luck I’ll last at least an hour before I zonk. _YAWN_ Nitey Nite Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/242 "2012-10-25T23:36:32Z")
Mrs. Plant v.3.0 wanted Hamburger Helper for dinner. I bought it for her. I feel so cheap… Patti somebody running for judge startled me at dawn with a campaign cut out of her standing on the street corner. Perhaps I’ll go to work a little early in the morning, and take a magic marker. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/243 "2012-10-25T23:49:31Z")
Irked, came home, made salsa for the tailgate tomorrow. [Braveheart]The can take our hockey, but they’ll never take our party![/Braveheart] **sahirrnee** , my ex-roommate refers to Gordie as “The Dog From Hell” A well earned nickname. Sticky, hope they fix the van quick. **Flytrap** , if you’re cheap, maybe Mrs. 3.0 will be easy. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/244 "2012-10-26T00:32:00Z")
> [@Taomist](#): > > **Apes** - Did you forget that every pregnant woman automatically gains an extra household cooking item? It’s called Dah Husband! Send him out for whoppers 😃 > > I’d share my posole if you were close enough 🙂 **Tao** , I really appreciate the offer of food! I have been using Dah Husband a little to frequently lately. We don’t have a lot of disposable income, so I need to cut the eating out, well, OUT 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/245 "2012-10-26T01:16:32Z")
Yeah, I definitely hear that! I haven’t been pregnant myself, but as a lifelong weird-urge-eater, all I can suggest is that sometimes just a bit of what you’re craving kills the craving. Crunchy, sweet, sour, salty…I swear to Og, there are many times when I’m hungry and want chips or something salty when I can just lick salt off my hand and I’m good. O.o Of course, there are days like today when eating everything in the house to the point I look more pregnant than you probably feel doesn’t make me want to just eat more of everything, lol. Hrm, I haven’t tried a pickle-peanut-butter-mayo sammich lately…That one usually cures all cravings at once 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/246 "2012-10-26T01:26:09Z")
I just had a Frosted Fudge Pop Tart. It was good for me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/247 "2012-10-26T01:30:36Z")
I ate meatloaf. It was good. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/248 "2012-10-26T02:14:11Z")
hamburger helper. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/249 "2012-10-26T02:18:39Z")
ow - oy - aiyiyi just another blurfy day in paradise eta $3.86 on my way to rehearsal - it’s going up again ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/250 "2012-10-26T02:28:19Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > hamburger helper. I don’t eat it anymore because of the sodium but I love, love, love hamburger helper. :hangs head in shame and turns in culinary credentials: Tonight I went to pick up some new unmentionables that I had ordered from Lane Bryant and I had their nifty little coupon for $10 off of $50. While in the store I found this [catchy little number](http://www.lanebryant.com/animal-print-peplum-top/p157196/index.pro?selectedColor=Parachute%20purple&selectedSize=None%20selected) which, as you can see, is $49.95. They would not take the coupon, so I didn’t buy it. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/251 "2012-10-26T02:42:30Z")
> [@Taomist](#): > > Hrm, I haven’t tried a pickle-peanut-butter-mayo sammich lately…That one usually cures all cravings at once 🙂 Ugh…😛 [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/nLVYgluG8oA/hqdefault.jpg "Peanut Butter, Mayonnaise and Pickle Sandwich") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLVYgluG8oA) ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/252 "2012-10-26T02:47:32Z")
The Vintage Kitchen made peanut butter mayo butter and and onion sammies It’s just so wrong [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/OO9H2kIMZSs/maxresdefault.jpg "Peanut Butter and Onion Sandwiches Recipe from 1939") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO9H2kIMZSs) ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/253 "2012-10-26T03:55:03Z")
I am now munching on adobadas Lays chips. So yummy. So salty. I am SO avoiding the scale tomorrow, lol. And I thought the whole pickle-pb-mayo thing was a joke until I tried it. It really does hit every taste spot at once! It’s yummy 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/254 "2012-10-26T08:16:30Z")
Well, since I killed the MMP \ I shall resurrect it. Might as well, since I slept an hour and woke up, ugh. MrTao went to a bachelor party, so of course I woke the minute it passed the time he said he’d be home. 😛 Since they went to Mexicali, there’s always extra worries there. He’s on his way home, turns out; he’d messaged me while online at the crossing, and although the phone’s in another room and it’s muted, I still woke up the same minute he texted me. That kind of thing happens a lot, but it still freaks him out. I just giggle and pretend like I’m psychic. Who the hell’s psychic when they’re asleep? Pfft. ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/255 "2012-10-26T08:24:43Z")
Hehe, and somehow I resurrected it twice! I am just that good 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/256 "2012-10-26T08:24:55Z")
Got a spare couple of minutes before the student enquiry counter opens so I just popped in to say… Happy Rebo Day! ---
**Author:** ![kaiwik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaiwik/32/3978_2.png) [@kaiwik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaiwik)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/257 "2012-10-26T08:52:56Z")
Is it a HIPPO BIRDIE **Rebo** DAY? Well then, ``` HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS REBO!!! ``` whut? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/258 "2012-10-26T10:24:46Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ 'Tis 62 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 86 but feel so nice since it’s not sooooooo humid. Really dry for around here. A peanut butter, mayo, pickle sammich actually ain’t too bad. Especially with good dill pickle chips. And now this… \ CLEARING THROAT \ \*\* HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY DEEEAAARRR RRREEEBBBOOO!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! \*\* Now I must find more caffiene and sustenance for rumbly tummy. Then, alas, irk purtification must commence. Happy Firday Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/259 "2012-10-26T10:27:40Z")
Blurf. **OHMYGAWDWE’REALLGONNADIE!!!** I think I hate hurricane news more than the storms. Sandy is gonna get in the way of my trip to the Left Coast. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/260 "2012-10-26T10:53:37Z")
\*\*BBBobbio \*\*- make sure you rush out and buy bread, milk, eggs, and TP - so you can have french toast, then poop! 😃 I plan to make one concession to the potential weather disaster approaching - I told \*\*FCD \*\*we need to get some gasoline for the generator. After losing over $2K in aquarium wildlife from the hurricane last year, I refuse to go thru that again. Even if we only run it an hour at a time, it’ll keep the critters alive, plus keep our water tank full. That’s all that really matters if we lose power - live fishies and the ability to flush at will. TGIF and all that. I woke at 3 and couldn’t get back to sleep, so I’m dragging right now. ugh. \*\*FCD \*\*did take me to Cracker Barrel for breakfast, so I’m full of blueberry pancakes, but once the sugar rush wears off, I’m in trouble. Maybe he’ll want to leave early today - one can only hope. _ **Happy Rebo Day!!** _ And Happy Firday to the rest of ya! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474.md?page=14)