# A Substitute fun MMP(now elbow free!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [October 22, 2012, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474 "2012-10-22T01:00:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/381 "2012-10-28T21:47:33Z")
Ice cream, chawklit and caramel syrup, pee-kahns and whipped cream combined make a bear happy. Just sayin’. Come on somebody step up. We need a [del]victim[/del] volunteer for tomorrow’s MMP. ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/382 "2012-10-28T21:51:41Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > Hmmm do you live in my neighborhood, what does Mouse look like? Lol, well I’m in waaaaay south California, in Imperial. Mouse looks like a miniature sheep dog right now, since he really needs a haircut! And right now he needs some pepto-bismol; I try very hard to take all the poop/wood/rocks/leaves/tree-seeds/etc that he eats out of the yard, out of his mouth, but this morning was frustrating and I failed a couple of times. So he had a serious bout of vomit/poop followed by stomach-ache. He’s much better now, but I think I’m going to have to keep him inside except for potty purposes. I mean, I literally follow him around and the second he starts grazing I try to take whatever it is out of his mouth, but he’s got, like, two gullets or something. I can pull something out and he’ll walk away like ‘Aww, busted’ then suddenly he’s crunching on whatever it was that I _didn’t_ take out. ARRRGH!! ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/383 "2012-10-28T22:03:56Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Who’s gonna start us off tomorrow? For a certain value of “tomorrow” (i.e., 12:01 AM, GMT+2) I could do it right now… 😃 Missed most of the week, but mostly – East Coasters, stay safe! ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/384 "2012-10-28T22:12:34Z")
Big fight with husband. My stomach hurts now. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/385 "2012-10-28T22:27:35Z")
AWWWWW… sorry **{{{Apes}}}**. Hope things are better soon. Go ahead **Special1**. Start us off. Come on. I dare ya! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/386 "2012-10-28T22:33:47Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > AWWWWW… sorry **{{{Apes}}}**. Hope things are better soon. He went sulking off into the bedroom like he was a puppy I just kicked.:mad: ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/387 "2012-10-28T22:38:34Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > AWWWWW… sorry **{{{Apes}}}**. Hope things are better soon. > > Go ahead **Special1**. Start us off. Come on. I dare ya! 😛 [Ask, and ye shall receive](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=670302) \*\*Apes \*\*-- hope it’s a better start to a new week! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/388 "2012-10-28T23:03:32Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > Big fight with husband. My stomach hurts now. You want me & Swampy to come over and kick his ass? ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/389 "2012-10-28T23:08:29Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > He went sulking off into the bedroom like he was a puppy I just kicked.:mad: And you were probably sorely tempted to give him a swift kick. 😉 I’ve very likely been married a lot longer than you have (wedding was in April 1995). These things happen, and I’m sure you’ll get it worked out. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/390 "2012-10-29T00:10:43Z")
It always gets worked out but it is exhausting. ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/391 "2012-10-29T00:49:14Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > It always gets worked out but it is exhausting. It must be the day for it. **Apes** , how about we send our guys off to go bowling, and we can sit around and eat popcorn and watch goofy movies. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/392 "2012-10-29T02:56:34Z")
Mrs. Plant v.3.0 wanted catfish yesterday. I bought her some, and she cooked it tonight. I made tempura shrimp and vegetables for me. She is asleep now, working from midnight to 9:30 Ante Meridian. That is 9:30 in the mawnin, Swampy. My back hurts like things I don’t want to post for Mom or Rosie to read. Tramadol, acipomeniphen and vicodin. However one spells them. Better living through chemistry. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/393 "2012-10-29T03:11:25Z")
Hey! The rest of us are [over here!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=670302) ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/394 "2012-10-29T04:52:35Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > She is asleep now, working from midnight to 9:30 Ante Meridian. > That is 9:30 in the mawnin, Swampy. That’s it. I’m going into Guild Wars now to create a little old lady named Auntie Meridian. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/395 "2012-10-29T14:39:44Z")
> [@Taomist](#): > > That’s it. I’m going into Guild Wars now to create a little old lady named Auntie Meridian. 😛 Cool! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474/396 "2012-10-29T15:45:00Z")
I said: > [@anyrose](#): > > [SIZE=“5”]Hey! The rest of us are [over here!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=670302) [/SIZE] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-substitute-fun-mmp-now-elbow-free/638474.md?page=19)