# A surprising encounter for the SDMB One-Trick-Pony Chowder and Marching Society w/H4E **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 13, 2002, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584 "2002-11-13T15:34:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/181 "2002-11-19T16:32:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kambuckta \* > **And matt\_mcl, you can just get in the effing queue for the Chinese waiters’ bums mate, 'cos I’ve had a craving for them since I was 10 years old.** TEN YEARS OLD??:eek: :eek: !!:eek: :eek: Isn’t that a little precocious, even for Down Under? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/182 "2002-11-19T16:40:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cjhoworth \* > \*\*So, **Bosda** , what’s today’s special? 😃 \*\* Black-eyed peas, mashed potatos, and Boiled Bishop. You want Protestant or Catholic? ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/183 "2002-11-19T17:01:40Z")
The inevitable Stephen Sondheim hijack - Mmm, heavenly. Not as hearty as bishop, perhaps, but then not as bland as curate, either. Mrs. Lovett: And good for business–always leaves you wanting more. Trouble is, we only get it on Sundays. Mrs Lovett: (continues) Lawyer’s rather nice. Sweeney: If it’s for a price. Mrs Lovett: Order something else though, to follow, Since no one should swallow it twice. Sweeney: Have you any dean? Mrs Lovett: No but if you’re British and loyal you might enjoy Royal Marine. Anyway it’s clean. Though, of course, it tastes of wherever it’s been. Try the Friar, Fried, it’s drier Sweeney: No the clergy is really too coarse and too mealy. I’ll come again when you have judge on the menu \* Thus endth the inevitable Sondheim hijack Fenris Todd, the Demon Poster of SDMB. - Yes, I know the lyrics are out of order, but I could only get so much in under “fair use” rules. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/184 "2002-11-19T17:55:40Z")
\*\*Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor wrote: Black-eyed peas, mashed potatos, and Boiled Bishop. You want Protestant or Catholic?\*\* There’s a difference? They taste all the same to me. Last one I had was lean and stringy, not much meat on him! _sigh_ Need to fatten 'em up for the next sacrifice! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/185 "2002-11-19T18:04:21Z")
[HIJACK] FENRIS! MY LOVE![sub]If you weren’t going to chat about three months ago, you’ll have NO idea what this means.[/sub] MY PUMPKIN SEED! MY ENGLISH MUFFIN! MY TORTOISE SHELL! 5000 POSTS! [/bye, thread] ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/186 "2002-11-19T18:35:16Z")
Well I’m glad you acknowledged the fact that you butchered the lyrics. “Try actor, that’s compactor.” “Yes - and always arrives _overdone_!” Esprix ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/187 "2002-11-19T18:46:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blivit \* > \*\*Holy fucking shit. This lynching is still going on? I take back what I said about you guys being seriously fucked up. That doesn’t even begin to cover it. I am outta here. \*\* Bye!! Remember don’t come back-- you promised! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/188 "2002-11-19T19:46:28Z")
It was said about Ira Glass, now I’ll borrow it for **Fenris**. He’s Gay. He’s just not _homosexual_. ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/189 "2003-04-30T00:39:08Z")
HAWHAWHAW! Funniest thing I’ve seen! ---
**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/190 "2003-04-30T00:49:49Z")
He who laughs last… … doesn’t get the joke. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/191 "2003-04-30T01:19:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Narrad \* > \*\*He who laughs last… > > … doesn’t get the joke. \*\* But he _will_ get a nice , steaming, tasty plateful of stewed pony! ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/192 "2003-04-30T01:47:25Z")
Thread from the dead! Still, it was nice to read it again…until I saw that **seethruart** ’s webpage is gone! Just the other day I was thinking about how much fun it was to watch people “debate” and berate him. Now I’m going to go back and read his threads, but it just won’t be as much fun without the visual aids. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/193 "2003-04-30T01:54:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \* > \*\*But he _will_ get a nice , steaming, tasty plateful of stewed pony! \*\* Naw, this pony has been beaten too severely _post mortem_ to be tasty. ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/194 "2003-04-30T07:03:05Z")
Oh god Fenris do you want me to die young?I don’t think I can survive another round of laugther like that. ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/195 "2003-04-30T07:40:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lao Tsu \* > \*\*Fenris, you are officially funny as feck. \*\* Naaaaaw! Everybody knows Fenris is feckless. 😃 No kidding, Fenris, that was hilarious! Encore! Encore! ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/196 "2003-05-03T18:35:15Z")
What’s a feck? Is it like a fack? a fick? a fock? a fuck? ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/197 "2003-05-03T19:40:37Z")
A-hem. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/198 "2003-05-03T23:47:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mangetout \* > \*\ ***H4E** also started a thread about Star Trek in CS. \*\* I knew there was a reason I’m hopelessly in love with her. :dubious: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584.md?page=9)