# A surprising encounter for the SDMB One-Trick-Pony Chowder and Marching Society w/H4E

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 13, 2002, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584 "2002-11-13T15:34:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/41 "2002-11-13T20:53:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by His4ever \*  
> \*\*Somethin just keeps bringing me back. 😕 \*\*

It’s called a “martyr complex.”

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**Author:** ![BF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5ac83/32.png) [@BF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BF)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/42 "2002-11-13T21:06:19Z")

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> [Church Lady] Could it be … SATAN? [/Church Lady]

Dammit!!!, **Trion** , you owe me a new keyboard!

Kee-rist, ya can’t even read a pit page while drinking a coke anymore… 😃

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**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/43 "2002-11-13T21:06:32Z")

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HA! Great stuff **Fenris**  
Best laugh I have had all day!

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**Author:** ![Stephi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stephi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephi)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/44 "2002-11-13T21:25:06Z")

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**Fenris** is my new role model! 🙂

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/45 "2002-11-13T21:28:15Z")

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Take a bow, **Sir Fenris**. 😃

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/46 "2002-11-13T21:32:43Z")

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[JC]  
Haw, haw.  
[/JC]

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**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/47 "2002-11-13T21:33:56Z")

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It was a quiet week for JDT, I see. The Circumcision Conspiracy must have been bumped down the agenda to Old Business.

Bravo as usual, dear Fenris.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/48 "2002-11-13T21:40:28Z")

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No, Vladimir Putin just had him sent to a detainee camp in Siberia for knowing too much.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/49 "2002-11-13T21:45:37Z")

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Ah, now I really miss Seethruart… that was an astounding example of human intelligence (not a GOOD example, just astounding)…

Now, as for H4E…

“But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay; for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.” - Matthew 5:37

It looks like her communications have been more than that, so clearly, then, she is evil. Welcome to the club, sweetcheeks… now put on these crotchless panties and garter belt.

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**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/50 "2002-11-13T21:50:26Z")

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[grudgingly] Entertaining post **Fenris** [/grudgingly]

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/51 "2002-11-13T22:16:27Z")

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Hooray! My whipping boy **Uekte** made the list!! Perhaps next time he can tell H4E to “Fucko Off”

[sub]How did I miss out on KingNifty? - I’m off to go search for him…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/52 "2002-11-13T22:39:23Z")

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Yeah, **Dooku** , how’d you miss him? 🙂 (To explain - he asked for cites when people offered anecdotes, like trick-or-treating in Australia and the use of Pig Latin.)

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/53 "2002-11-13T23:43:56Z")

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Thanks for all the kudos, everyone.

A couple o’ responses:

**Jonathan** : I think you’re misremembering. As far as I recall, I had one encounter with KayKay. I was trying to get her to talk about something _other_ than blowjobs and I asked about 10 questions about art/science/politics/etc in her “Ask the Slut” thread and manged to revitalize it when it was dribbling down page two.

Then she went psycho. She started at least one and maybe more pit-threads where she went after a bunch of posters, me included, and many of us hadn’t done _anything_ to her, except not talk about blow-jobs. Plus she had at least two sock-puppets that I remember. Hence the reason I put her in the club.

**Dr. Lao** : [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=143163)

**Ferrous** : **Sea** got better and left the group. Granted apparently he was busted for sock-puppetry, but before that, he actually had some good non-Flaming Asteroid Doom threads and as the only graduate, I don’t wanna bring him back in but rather leave him as a shining example that monomania can be cured.  
By the way, does anyone remember the name of the “OG SMASH” guy? I’ve got a reason I need to know… 😃

Fenris

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/54 "2002-11-13T23:49:48Z")

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I believe the “son og god” guy was called **SeaHawk**.

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/55 "2002-11-13T23:53:37Z")

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Yes, here’s the thread that spawned [Og.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=103615)

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/56 "2002-11-14T00:09:33Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Fenris \*  
> **By the way, does anyone remember the name of the “OG SMASH” guy? I’ve got a reason I need to know… 😃**

I can’t wait to know why.

btw, is **Lolo** a member of the society?

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/57 "2002-11-14T00:15:19Z")

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I have returned from my education on KingNifty. Still baffled on how I missed that bus crash.

“Trick-or-Treating in Australia!!! Didn’t happen, Potsy.”  
::snicker::

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/58 "2002-11-14T01:14:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by His4ever \*  
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> 'Cause I don’t wanna…yet.😃  
> Somethin just keeps bringing me back. 😕 \*\*

Masochism? Stupidity? Thinking that Hell might freeze over and we’d all become raving Chicklet bigots?i

_Do tell_ I’m sure we _all_ want to know.

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**Author:** ![Journeyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@Journeyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Journeyman)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/59 "2002-11-14T01:38:43Z")

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It says much of my pitiful lurking existance that I recognize every reference on there.

Top notch, as always, Fenris. Very, very funny.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/60 "2002-11-14T02:19:01Z")

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\*\*Fenris \*\* Well done.

When in the hell do you have time to come up with such genius?  
Have you cloned yourself or on a crack/meth/expresso speedball?

Just envious and curious, that’s all.

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