# A surprising encounter for the SDMB One-Trick-Pony Chowder and Marching Society w/H4E **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 13, 2002, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584 "2002-11-13T15:34:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/101 "2002-11-18T06:05:01Z")
First off: Immortalized: [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/classics.html](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/classics.html) (end of the page) Secondly: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kingpengvin \* > **Actually it was kind of nostalgic seeing seethruarts name again… But where the hell is his links to his webpage that shows close up pictures of dirt** I have a link to it from my page on the REAL NASA conspiracy: [http://fff.fathom.org/pages/opalcat/nasa.html](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/opalcat/nasa.html) ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/102 "2002-11-18T07:11:55Z")
Well I suppose Fenris my assumption was that flouncing out the door means leaving the boards. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/103 "2002-11-18T10:33:18Z")
She reflounced back on in… ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/104 "2002-11-18T11:11:16Z")
Can you reflounce? I always thought that flounces were like souffles. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/105 "2002-11-18T11:24:53Z")
Well, you can flounce if you want to. You can leave your friends behind. 'Cause your friends don’t flounce; and if they don’t flounce … well, they’re no friends of mine. It’s just a flouncal reentry. In fact, you could still be in the midst of flouncing, just in reverse. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/106 "2002-11-18T11:38:15Z")
If one doesn’t flounce quickly enough to achieve escape velocity, one quicly renters. I don’t think it’s a reflounce as such, more like a continuation of the flounce orbit. Fenris ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/107 "2002-11-18T11:42:56Z")
Fenris, you don’t mind my putting your post in the Classic Posts thing do you? ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/108 "2002-11-18T12:05:53Z")
No, not at all! I’m flattered! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/109 "2002-11-18T12:15:38Z")
For every flounce, there is an equal and opposite reflounce. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/110 "2002-11-18T13:01:47Z")
She’s bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, full of fun, fun, FUN! But the most wonderful thing about **His4Ever** is… she’s the only one! ---
**Author:** ![lynn73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@lynn73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lynn73)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/111 "2002-11-18T13:14:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*She’s bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, full of fun, fun, FUN! > > But the most wonderful thing about **His4Ever** is… she’s the only one! \*\* That’s strange, I just went to church yesterday with a lot of people who believe the same as I do. Course, I may be the only “one”, whatever that means, on this board, but I’m not the only one. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/112 "2002-11-18T13:18:20Z")
Storp thaat, stoorp that. Right there. You. Yes you, dantheman. This has just got silly. And you Fenris. No. No excuses. I’ve had enought. Too silly. That’s better. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/113 "2002-11-18T13:44:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by His4ever \* > \*\* > > That’s strange, I just went to church yesterday with a lot of people who believe the same as I do. Course, I may be the only “one”, whatever that means, on this board, but I’m not the only one. \*\* [Obligatory Monty Python reference…] BRIAN: No. No, please! Please! Please listen. I’ve got one or two things to say. FOLLOWERS: Tell us. Tell us both of them. BRIAN: Look. You’ve got it all wrong. You don’t need to follow me. You don’t need to follow anybody! You’ve got to think for yourselves. You’re all individuals! FOLLOWERS: Yes, we’re all individuals! BRIAN: You’re all different! FOLLOWERS: Yes, we are all different! DENNIS: I’m not. ARTHUR: Shhhh. FOLLOWERS: Shh. Shhhh. Shhh. BRIAN: You’ve all got to work it out for yourselves! FOLLOWERS: Yes! We’ve got to work it out for ourselves! BRIAN: Exactly! FOLLOWERS: Tell us more! ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/114 "2002-11-18T13:48:28Z")
See? She flounced right back in. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by His4ever \* \*\* > That’s strange, I just went to church yesterday with a lot of people who believe the same as I do._\* I’ve been meaning to ask: how do you all get your sheets so nice and white? I mean, soot from burning crosses must be hard to get out. \*\* > [@](#): > > Course, I may be the only “one”, whatever that means, on this board, but I’m not the only one. \*\* And, sorry to say, she’s right. There are a lot of hate-mongers who go to church. Too bad they aren’t Christians. Am I the only one who imagines Hate4Ever as Veruca Salt (not the rock group, the one from _Willy Wonka_) but in a Klan outfit…with a bow at the back? “Daddy. I want to burn th’ gays!” **Mr. 4Ever** : Alright Veruca, as soon as we get home, daddy will cruise around on Christopher Street and pick up some gays for you to burn. **Veruca4Ever** : But I want to burn them NnnnnnnnnnnnnnOoooooooooOOOowwW!" **Mr. 4Ever** : But baby, be reasonable. Daddy doesn’t _have_ any gay men for you to burn. Just wait 'till we get home. Tell you what. I’ll give you a bible you can beat them with while they’re burning. **Veruca4Ever** (sings) \*I’ll burn all their evil right out of their bodies Save them from Hell as they scream And when I’m done saving millions of gay souls I’ll eat some ice-cream! I’ll condemn the world I’ll condemn the whole world Gays, fornicators, Mormons, masterbators (those nasty old satyrs) And wow! Don’t care how - I’ll condem 'em now! Don’t care how - I’ll condem 'em now! \* Of course, on the last verse, Fenris Wonka watches in amusement as Veruca4Ever stands on the platform and is dropped into a garbage shute (being a bad egg and all). So the last line should really be: _Don’t care how - I’ll condem 'em noooo[sub]oooo[sub]ooo[sub]ooow![/sub][/sub][/sub]_ Fenris ---
**Author:** ![blanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@blanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blanx)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/115 "2002-11-18T14:26:39Z")
Ooompa Loompa, Doompa de do I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you oompa loompa doompadah dee if you are wise you’ll listen to me what do you get from hating the gays ranting your bile as a bigot can spray what are you at passing judgment like that what do you think will come of that [sotto voce] I don’t like the look of it [/sotto voce] oompa loompa doompa dah dee if you’re not hateful you will go far you will live in happiness too like the oompa loompa doompah dee do doompah dee do! blanx ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/116 "2002-11-18T14:28:28Z")
dear Lord, please let His4Ever get the joke and loosen up. Amen.:o ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/117 "2002-11-18T15:04:58Z")
To echo what **vanilla** said, **His4Ever** , the point is not that nobody here believes what you do. There are people here who agree with various things you believe, including your views on homosexuality. The point is you do _ **nothing** _ but denounce behaviours as sinful and talk about a judgemental God. The few of us who’ve taken the trouble to e-mail you personally know there’s more to you than that, but most people probably won’t. That’s nothing against you – I’ve e-mailed less than a dozen people on this board, myself. You’re being denounced as a one-trick pony. If you don’t like that, show us another trick. Talk about your favorite movie or song, or restaurant where you can get a good meal. **Joe\_Cool** ’s a regular over in Cafe Society, and a lot of us can turn up all over the place. Even when you turned up in IMHO, it was only to tell us you thought the content of the thread wasn’t funny and it was immoral. Share something good that happened to you today over in MPSIMS, preferably something that doesn’t involve sin or judgement. Tell us your favorite hymn, if you can’t think of anything else. Just please don’t sing one song and then get upset when we tell you we’re tired of it. People are sinful; God is judgemental. We get the point. Now tell us something new. Again, I’m sorry this had to happen. CJ ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/118 "2002-11-18T16:33:42Z")
Fenris, yikes! The OP was cute, H4E took it in better grace than she might have, and you come back with cross-burning and gay-burning? Gotta defend her here. Of course she never advocated burning anybody, and where you get the Klan reference is beyond me, but it’s pretty damn offensive. Please don’t call me a Klansman if I ever disagree with you, 'kay? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/119 "2002-11-18T16:43:16Z")
Which is worse? A nazi ala DITWD or a Klansman ? Apologies to Godwin ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/120 "2002-11-18T16:48:32Z")
If you don’t like being branded a one-trick pony, **His4Ever** , then … Stop Being One. It’s a choice you make and it’s a behavior you can stop. [sub]Why do I get a very queasy feeling typing that sentence?[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584.md?page=7)