# A surprising encounter for the SDMB One-Trick-Pony Chowder and Marching Society w/H4E **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 13, 2002, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584 "2002-11-13T15:34:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/161 "2002-11-19T04:49:27Z")
> [@](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally posted by Esprix > > Mock not my Japanese boys, with their deep brown eyes, short black silky hair… um, soft, sensual lips… their… skin… so smooth… > > [python] > I like Chinese… (runs away screaming) ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/162 "2002-11-19T04:55:00Z")
_Away?!_ ---
**Author:** ![Blivit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/90ced4/32.png) [@Blivit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blivit)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/163 "2002-11-19T05:20:40Z")
Holy fucking shit. This lynching is still going on? I take back what I said about you guys being seriously fucked up. That doesn’t even begin to cover it. I am outta here. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/164 "2002-11-19T05:24:42Z")
> [@](#): > > His4ever, when you finally meet your maker, do you honestly believe you will be rewarded for the people you’ve driven away from him? What about the people she’s driven to seek Him? **DocCathode** , it’s just not quite right unless you have **H4e** and **lekatt** in the same scene. PS: See you later, **Blivit**. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/165 "2002-11-19T06:26:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blivit \* > \*\*Holy fucking shit. This lynching is still going on? I take back what I said about you guys being seriously fucked up. That doesn’t even begin to cover it. I am outta here. \*\* Let me just be the first to say “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.” ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/166 "2002-11-19T06:27:13Z")
Well, sort of the first. Apologies to **lel**. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/167 "2002-11-19T07:02:32Z")
**Blivit** you seem to have forgotten the First Rule of Leaving the Scene: 1. In order for your departure to be of importance, _you_ must be of importance. Striving to be such when such is unattainable is detrimental to your cause. Learn it. Become one with it. One day you may matter. [sub]One day I’ll see a blue moon…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/168 "2002-11-19T10:35:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Czarcasm \* > \*\ ***His4ever** , when you finally meet your maker, do you honestly believe you will be _rewarded_ for the people you’ve driven away from him? \*\* “You [hypocrites] search the ends of the earth for one convert, and having found him, turn him into twice the sons of hell you are yourselves. Woe to you, for you refuse to enter the gate of heaven, and you close it to others who wish to enter!” — Jesus ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/169 "2002-11-19T11:39:32Z")
**His4Ever** _has_ successfully [posted](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=144787) over in IMHO without references to God, judgement, or sin! Since this happened after my request, **His4Ever** , please enjoy the cup of freshly made virtual hot chocolate which should be appearing at your elbow right about now. Yes, there are extra marshmallows. CJ ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/170 "2002-11-19T11:48:27Z")
**H4E** also started a thread about Star Trek in CS. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/171 "2002-11-19T12:31:34Z")
[python] I like Chinese _food_ The waiters never are _rude_. [/python] And **matt\_mcl** , you can just get in the effing queue for the Chinese waiters’ bums mate, 'cos I’ve had a craving for them since I was 10 years old. They look so damn cute in those tight little black trousers don’t they?? 😉 Before I die, I’m going to have me some REAL Chinese ‘food’. Bwahahahahahahahaha 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lynn73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@lynn73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lynn73)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/172 "2002-11-19T12:57:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cjhoworth \* > \*\ ***His4Ever** _has_ successfully [posted](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=144787) over in IMHO without references to God, judgement, or sin! > > Since this happened after my request, **His4Ever** , please enjoy the cup of freshly made virtual hot chocolate which should be appearing at your elbow right about now. Yes, there are extra marshmallows. > > CJ \*\* Why thanks for the hot chocolate, **CJ**. Very tasty. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/173 "2002-11-19T12:58:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by His4ever \* > \*\*Why thanks for the hot chocolate, **CJ**. Very tasty. 🙂 \*\* Here…Please have some stewed pony with that… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/174 "2002-11-19T13:05:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blivit \* > \*\*Holy fucking shit. This lynching is still going on? I take back what I said about you guys being seriously fucked up. That doesn’t even begin to cover it. I am outta here. \*\* Bye Blivet! It’s been nice…um…not knowing who you are! ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/175 "2002-11-19T13:10:54Z")
Um, **Blivit** , before you go, do you happen to have a Chinese-Waiter type bum? Well, a girl’s gotta ask ya know…😉 ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/176 "2002-11-19T13:12:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > \*\*Bye Blivet! It’s been nice…um…not knowing who you are! \*\* He Whose Username is Unusually Well-Chosen. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/177 "2002-11-19T13:36:12Z")
[http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr/jargon/html/entry/blivet.html](http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr/jargon/html/entry/blivet.html) > [@](#): > > [allegedly from a World War II military term meaning “ten pounds of manure in a five-pound bag”] ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/178 "2002-11-19T13:47:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > \*\*Bye Blivet! It’s been nice…um…not knowing who you are! \*\* LOL :: insert coffee/nostrils/new keyboard joke HERE :: ---
**Author:** ![lynn73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@lynn73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lynn73)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/179 "2002-11-19T15:33:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \* > \*\*Here…Please have some stewed pony with that… 😃 \*\* Uh, no offense, but I think I’ll stick with the hot chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-surprising-encounter-for-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-w-h4e/136584/180 "2002-11-19T15:54:49Z")
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