# A sushi roll for every state

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 20, 2012, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892 "2012-07-20T21:43:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892/41 "2012-07-21T11:46:45Z")

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> [@Peremensoe](#):
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> I’m not a big sushi guy, but… Maryland Roll is just (real) crab.

Shouldn’t the Maryland Roll have Old Bay seasoning on it, too?

I mean, hell, they put it on everything else around here…

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**Author:** ![davey77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90ced4/32.png) [@davey77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davey77)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892/42 "2012-07-22T02:07:32Z")

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Ohio Roll: Walleye and noodles with mashed potato.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892/43 "2012-07-22T02:28:46Z")

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North Dakota roll:

Canada goose and sugar beets in a wheat and sunflower seed wrap served with a petroleum sauce.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892/44 "2012-07-22T03:32:22Z")

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North Carolina Roll: Pulled BBQ pork and cole slaw reverse roll with barbecue sauce.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892/45 "2012-07-22T03:38:39Z")

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Montana Roll: Rocky Mountain Oysters, strips of raw beef, rice, wrapped in seaweed.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892/46 "2012-07-22T04:47:00Z")

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We’re not a state, but

The Washington DC roll: rockfish and rice dipped in mambo sauce, but before you can eat it, some congressman from the suburbs has to say it’s ok.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892/47 "2012-07-22T06:05:39Z")

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Ok, so I’m going to be the fourth Southerner to mention catfish. I’m going to offer a second option for Arkansas - catfish with okra. Fried okra, obviously, there is no other kind of okra. And as “Arky” said, with locally grown rice.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892/48 "2012-07-22T06:47:47Z")

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Nevada: Fresh Rainbow Trout, served off a Hooker’s Titty

Utah: Salt tablet and a lecture

New Jersey: Severed finger (or penis, maybe)

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892/49 "2012-07-22T14:23:19Z")

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West Virginia: Rainbow trout (or Deer Jerky) & ramps, wrapped in a Heiner’s hot dog bun!

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892/50 "2012-07-22T14:32:11Z")

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Iowa: Tempura pork and corn in soy paper.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892/51 "2012-07-22T14:33:36Z")

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Hmm - since Indiana was mentioned (I would’ve sugegste Crappie instead for the fish, what it works)…

Tennessee: Mountain trout wrapped in collard greens… with a shot Gentleman Jack as the dipping sauce. It might taste awful, but would you care? 😃

Georgia: I’m thinking a thin slice of fish, wrapped in a thinner slice of peach, which is then rolled in rice. Not sure what kind of fish, but something light could well work here.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892/52 "2012-07-22T14:51:13Z")

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A Texas roll should have brisket in it somewhere.

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892/53 "2012-07-22T19:05:21Z")

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[These lists](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_animals) might help narrow down, especially fish or mammal. Of course some state residents would be mystified to even find out what their state animals are, while other states have them ingrained.

Heh. Alabama is too cool to have the Atlantic Tarpon as their fish. It needs to be called the [Fighting](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Better_Know_a_District) Tarpon!

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892/54 "2012-07-22T20:15:21Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> I will.
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> It has to Walleye with wild rice.

My thoughts exactly.

(Though I suppose you could put cream of mushroom soup over that and make yourself a nice hotdish, doncha know. :D)

Or what about some lutefisk and pickled herring rolled up in lefse?

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892/55 "2012-07-22T20:24:56Z")

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> [@davey77](#):
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> Ohio Roll: Walleye and noodles with mashed potato.

Win.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892/56 "2012-07-22T22:59:22Z")

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> [@outlierrn](#):
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> I dunno, I just had an awesome plate of basil lamb in a Thai restaurant in Rawlins, WY. You might be surprised.

On a related note, I think a **Proghorn roll** at least sounds good.

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**Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892/57 "2012-07-23T01:56:52Z")

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> [@laina\_f](#):
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> Mississippi roll: fried catfish with turnip greens, wrapped in a kudzu leaf. Bread that sucker with corn meal, then deep fry the whole damn thing.

Damn, that was pretty much what I was going to suggest for Alabama. Maybe add some black-eyed peas and a little pepper sauce? 😉

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**Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892/58 "2012-07-23T02:03:44Z")

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North Carolina roll: Mudcat with vinegar “sauce,” wrapped in a tobacco leaf.

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**Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892/59 "2012-07-23T02:56:38Z")

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Wisconsin roll: cheese curd, watercress and bluegill, surrounded with tater tot and topped with ginger and cranberry sauce.

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**Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-sushi-roll-for-every-state/628892/60 "2012-07-23T03:08:24Z")

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New Jersey roll (northern): see New York roll.

New Jersey roll (southern) see Pennsylvania roll.

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