# A tacky little survey about meeting dopers...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [January 17, 2001, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536 "2001-01-17T16:55:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2001, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536/1 "2001-01-17T16:55:00Z")
[Take my My Survey](http://apps3.vantagenet.com/zsv/Survey.asp?id=211711408)
Questions include:
Have you met anyone from the boards?
Kissed anyone from the boards?
etc…
Answers are completely anonymous.
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### Author:  [@hflathead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hflathead)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2001, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536/2 "2001-01-17T17:25:28Z")
guess I’d better work on changing that!
later, Tom.
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### Author:  [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2001, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536/3 "2001-01-17T17:49:41Z")
Ok, I’m nosy. Who’s been smooching and sleeping with what dopers???
I’m not getting _any_ of that kind of action here in Denver. 😃
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### Author:  [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2001, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536/4 "2001-01-17T18:28:15Z")
So, there’s like almost a 50% chance of getting a good kiss huh?
So how long before more Yes percentages increase do ya think?
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### Author:  [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536/5 "2001-01-17T18:36:04Z")
Buncha sluts.
I come here for scintillating conversation and the privilege of going 15 rounds with someone over which Olsen twin looks more simian. Little did I know–until today–that a good number of you are just here trolling for nookie.
_Disillusionment crashes down on Cranky hard_
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### Author:  [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2001, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536/6 "2001-01-17T18:41:17Z")
All I want to know is who the lucky doper is who has bumped uglies with more than one fellow doper. (As of 23 responses, there was only one in this category.)
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### Author:  [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536/7 "2001-01-17T19:15:19Z")
As of 33 responses, still only one person with multiple SDMB partners. Who is gonna fess up to this?
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### Author:  [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536/8 "2001-01-17T19:56:14Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \*
> \*\*Buncha sluts.
>
> I come here for scintillating conversation and the privilege of going 15 rounds with someone over which Olsen twin looks more simian. \*\*
Ashley. They both look like gibbons, but Ashley has a certain mouth agape, knuckle-dragging quality about her.
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### Author:  [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536/9 "2001-01-17T20:14:48Z")
46 responses and still just one multiple doper bagger.
[Dr. Evil]
C’mon! Throw us a frikkin’ bone here!
[/Dr. Evil]
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### Author:  [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2001, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536/10 "2001-01-17T20:16:06Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by xizor \*
> \*\*As of 33 responses, still only one person with multiple SDMB partners. Who is gonna fess up to this? \*\*
Now one out of 45. I’ve got a strong suspicion, but I ain’t talkin’.
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### Author:  [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2001, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536/11 "2001-01-17T20:17:22Z")
Nobody has ever expressed any interest in meeting me.
And since I’m a married monogamist, I think I’m beginning to see why.
**Cranky,** let’s you and me go get a beer, and leave these lechers to their own devices.
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### Author:  [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2001, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536/12 "2001-01-17T22:32:35Z")
68 responses, and now there are _two_ dopers who have carnal knowledge of multiple fellow dopers. I’ve got to go to one of these dopefests pretty soon. 😉
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### Author:  [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536/13 "2001-01-17T22:50:45Z")
Does phone sex count?
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### Author:  [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2001, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536/14 "2001-01-17T23:39:51Z")
Since this is the second or third time I’ve seen folks complain (humerously) about folks flirting/hooking up here on SDMB, may I point out the obvious?
The most important sexual organ resides between you’re ears.
This is one place where people with well endowed sexual organs of this type seem to congregate.
nuff said?
-Doug
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### Author:  [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2001, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536/15 "2001-01-18T00:14:12Z")
I would strongly suggest adding “Chat Cybersex” as an option.
What?
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### Author:  [@slackergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slackergirl)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536/16 "2001-01-18T06:07:06Z")
I’m happy to report that up til last weekend I would have had a couple more negatives than I did. 😉
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536/17 "2001-01-18T06:16:18Z")
“Now one out of 45. I’ve got a strong suspicion, but I ain’t talkin’.”
Oh, RT, be quiet:)
I agree with Anthracite’s thought of adding cybersex to the list.
Stop looking at me like that!
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### Author:  [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2001, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536/18 "2001-01-18T06:38:59Z")
WooHoo! I scored a 64%… what? it’s not that kind of test? damn
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### Author:  [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2001, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536/19 "2001-01-18T20:53:50Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by oldscratch \*
> \*\*WooHoo! I scored a 64%… what? it’s not that kind of test? damn \*\*
Whoa! You scored with 64% of the board?!?! You’re a MACHINE! Whoooooo! ::highfives Oldscratch:: (after donning latex glove)
P.S. If you can’t figure out who has multiple Dope partners, you haven’t been paying attention. (Well, I know ONE anyway.)
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### Author:  [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tacky-little-survey-about-meeting-dopers/50536/20 "2001-01-19T04:44:56Z")
I see there are now 7 Dopers claiming multiple DoperSex partners. For the life of me I can’t think of seven on the board, so either a) someone’s lying, b) people are posting more than once, c) Hi Opal, or d) that Doper sex ring is going to be broken up any day now.
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