# A talking toy doll of you is being made. What would it say? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2005, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-talking-toy-doll-of-you-is-being-made-what-would-it-say/328868 "2005-11-01T05:31:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-talking-toy-doll-of-you-is-being-made-what-would-it-say/328868/61 "2005-11-01T22:36:38Z")
“That’s life in the big city!” “10-4” “Wow, that’s pretty damn scooby!” “It’s my own business” “Oh, well…” “Have you been listening to single word I’ve said?” ---
**Author:** ![BuckyDoneGun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b782af/32.png) [@BuckyDoneGun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckyDoneGun)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-talking-toy-doll-of-you-is-being-made-what-would-it-say/328868/62 "2005-11-02T00:46:32Z")
Oh my goodness…mine would have such assorted fun Bucky phrases such as: “That sucks like a cheap whore.” “That makes the baby Jesus cry!” "The test is **when?** _Tomorrow?!_ " “Bitchnugget.” “Another beer, please!” “I’m going to take a nap.” ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-talking-toy-doll-of-you-is-being-made-what-would-it-say/328868/63 "2005-11-04T20:42:11Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Actually delivered to customers: > “Your car has gone into the light.” > “Well, I’m glad you survived that one, the Goldwing took one for the team, however.” > “I think we can fix your car…just kidding, it’s a mess.” > “Dude, where’s your car?” > “You installed nitrous on a Cavalier?” > “I understand that there were only 1,500 produced, now there are 1,499 left on the road.” Still gotta think of my doll quotes, but, dude… These are priceless. Think I’m gonna send 'em to my mechanic. He’ll appreciate 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-talking-toy-doll-of-you-is-being-made-what-would-it-say/328868/64 "2005-11-04T22:34:10Z")
“Thank you for calling, my name is [Roland], how can I help you tonight?” “AAAGH! Oh, hi Greg.” “Irrelevant. Just dump the whole system entirely; it’s stupid.” “Ah, pragmatist horseshit!” “…yyyeeaaah. But anyway…” ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-talking-toy-doll-of-you-is-being-made-what-would-it-say/328868/65 "2005-11-04T23:28:55Z")
“Delenda est Cartago” “What kind of a name is CK Dexter Haven?” “You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude.” “Math class is hard.” “Don’t drink and bake.” “Ia! Ia! Shub-Niggarath!” “I burning your dog.” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-talking-toy-doll-of-you-is-being-made-what-would-it-say/328868/66 "2005-11-05T00:28:11Z")
All our dolls should include “All your base belong to us” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-talking-toy-doll-of-you-is-being-made-what-would-it-say/328868/67 "2005-11-05T00:53:35Z")
Ginger-peachy Get outta this fucking lane! According to the _xyz_ code… That wasn’t included Sucks to be you _Snxxx, snxxx, snxxx_ (Cat calling sound) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-talking-toy-doll-of-you-is-being-made-what-would-it-say/328868/68 "2005-11-05T08:46:03Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > ``` > All our dolls should include > > ``` > > “All your base belong to us” oops - that’s [All your base ARE belong to us](http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/video.shtml) ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-talking-toy-doll-of-you-is-being-made-what-would-it-say/328868/69 "2005-11-05T09:14:06Z")
Mine would say: “Duuuuuuude!” “I’m in my room, as usual.” “You’re a good little cryoa, aren’t you? Yes, you are.” “It’s hot in here.” “Ahhh! Bug! Big bug!” “Stupid house.” ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-talking-toy-doll-of-you-is-being-made-what-would-it-say/328868/70 "2006-01-02T18:43:28Z")
The **Sgt Schwartz** doll!! Powered not by battery, not by wind up, but powered by beer\* The Sgt Schwartz doll will lie silently on your couch until you pull his string. Listen to what the doll says when you pull his string: Hell, if I know Y’know oh you **FUCKING WHORE!!!** Kick it down the drain I’m gonna pull PMCS on myself - Beer sold separatly. Failure to regularly provide beer will void warrenty ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-talking-toy-doll-of-you-is-being-made-what-would-it-say/328868/71 "2006-01-02T20:53:12Z")
“What’s going on? I can’t move!” “Oh God–whenever I speak, I feel like something’s being pulled out of my spine!” “I don’t know what’s happened to me, but please, turn me back into a human!” “I’m so scared.” “The light–it’s fading…” After going through the messages once, the doll would never work again. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-talking-toy-doll-of-you-is-being-made-what-would-it-say/328868/72 "2006-01-02T21:54:15Z")
This is a fun thread. 🙂 I think the Misnomer doll would mostly say:[ul][li]“Dude!”[/li][li]“Ok, I call.” (only comes up when another doll has tried to make the Misnomer doll fold by going all in)[/li][li]“Bite me!”[/li][li]“Yes, that _is_ in the documentation.” (with free “read the fucking manual” subtext)[/li][li]“Iced tea, please.”[/ul][/li]Hmm, the Misnomer doll needs some better catchphrases… ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-talking-toy-doll-of-you-is-being-made-what-would-it-say/328868/73 "2006-01-03T06:23:42Z")
Spit it out! Where’s your mother!?! Holy Fucking Shit! You’'l be missed! mmm…beer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-talking-toy-doll-of-you-is-being-made-what-would-it-say/328868.md?page=3)