# A Tashabot Pitting

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 8, 2007, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312 "2007-05-08T22:44:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312/81 "2007-05-09T16:59:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Bobotheoptimist]  
Well in Canada, they care about _people_,  
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Wrongo. In Canada we care about moose. Get it right please.

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**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312/82 "2007-05-09T17:02:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Bricker]  
Based on the events, I’m inclined to think that there was only one Livejournal account, it was the one found by the guest poster, and she doesn’t want to admit to it, and the whole deception doesn’t speak well to her credibility.  
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If I were a defense attorney, I might argue that the fact that she did not edit this entry even after being visited by homeland security demonstrates that she had indeed forgotten about it.

That’s really the only thing that makes sense to me. Why would you edit a thing in response to a minor kerfluffle on a message board but not edit the same thing after being investigated by a governemnt agency for it?

We need a journalist to look into this.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312/83 "2007-05-09T17:04:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Sarahfeena]  
OMG, yes…how about the one where we should consider that people with their ringtones turned all the way up might have a hearing problem? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:  
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My favorite was the “don’t get mad at people who are habitually late: they might have ADHD!” :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312/84 "2007-05-09T17:10:17Z")

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[QUOTE=stolichnaya]  
If I were a defense attorney, I might argue that the fact that she did not edit this entry even after being visited by homeland security demonstrates that she had indeed forgotten about it.

That’s really the only thing that makes sense to me. **Why would you edit a thing in response to a minor kerfluffle on a message board but not edit the same thing after being investigated by a governemnt agency for it?**

We need a journalist to look into this.  
[/QUOTE]  
Bolding mine. Perhaps the visit by government agents didn’t happen.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312/85 "2007-05-09T17:10:35Z")

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[QUOTE=alice\_in\_wonderland]  
Wrongo. In Canada we care about moose. Get it right please.  
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Ok, thank you, they always say soda + monitor but this really made me spew some iced coffee out my nose.

> [@Elza B](#):
>
> Jesus, you people suck . Did you ever think she might have a disease like Snarky Tourette’s Syndrome and can’t CONTROL the snarkiness?
> 
> My God, it’s like a goddamn snake pit around here.
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> E.

I love you.

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**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312/86 "2007-05-09T17:29:19Z")

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[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]  
She’s admirably consistent in her philosophy: nobody ever deserves criticism (except the critics she criticizes).  
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And also atheists who disagree with **Liberal** on topics pertaining to faith.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312/87 "2007-05-09T17:32:05Z")

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Guys, stop derailing this pitting. This is a pitting of tashabot complaining that homeland security investigated her because she posted on a public website that Hillary was lucky she didn’t have a gun.

Pitting people who commiserated with poor widdle tashabot is acceptable, but please keep the focus on the thread in question.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312/88 "2007-05-09T17:44:44Z")

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[QUOTE=stolichnaya]  
It’s a molehill that was mountainized in the presentation. She writes something online that could be read as shady (we’ve all done it),

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I have pretty much stayed out of the tashabot pitting, she’s been piled on enough, but I have to protest this comment. I’ve written a few shady things, I guess, but I know for a fact I have never even implied in writing that I would like to shoot anybody, much less a public figure. I would never dream of it. I think it’s very careless and not indicative of critical thinking that she did write it.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312/89 "2007-05-09T17:52:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Elza B]  
Snarky Tourette  
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Stripper name!

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312/90 "2007-05-09T17:54:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Bobotheoptimist]  
Well in Canada, they care about _people_, not like you filthy United Statesians with your guns and drums (and drums and guns, haroo haroo) and atheists!  
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Dammit, **Bobo**!

(You have no idea how badly I want to do that every time I see a post of yours. It’s like a sickness, man.)

(And also, what **Anaamika** said.)

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312/91 "2007-05-09T17:57:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Bobotheoptimist]  
not like you filthy United Statesians with your guns and drums (and drums and guns, haroo haroo)  
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☹

We haven’t a leg to stand on, do we? I guess we’ll have to be put with a bowl to beg.

☹

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312/92 "2007-05-09T18:24:02Z")

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Well, I’m a real journalist (or rather, a person with a bachelor’s degree in journalism) and I did a little digging.

I couldn’t find the “LiveJournal Post In Question” but it became obvious pretty quick that tashabot has a sort of fixation with guns (see the URL of her homepage listed from her profile). One of her blogs (she has a lot of blogs/web sites), in the “about me” section says that (to paraphrase) women who “fall” for “shit” like the stuff Tori Amos sings about “should be shot” (last part not paraphrased). The also posts part of an IM conversation in which she declares she’s going to shoot Gwen Stefani for being a horrible musician.

Put that stuff together with her Hillary comment and her obsession with video games - but also an effort she is putting together to have a campaign for “video games against violence” (she posted about that here) - it seems like she just uses phrases like “should be shot” and “I’m gonna shoot…” in the same sense that people use “gay” or “retarded” as an adjective. Do they really mean it? Most likely not…but it is a habit one should try to get out of. She uses the phrase too much and went a bit too far by using it towards an ex-first lady.

I can definitely see how Homeland Security, doing a 10-minute perusal of her online self, might find her to be a bit of a goofball who needs to be met with.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312/93 "2007-05-09T18:26:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]  
[She isn’t.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8531755&postcount=18)

She’s admirably consistent in her philosophy: nobody ever deserves criticism (except the critics she criticizes).  
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Hell, I even like \*\*Carol Stream \*\* more. At least he makes me laugh with his trollishness. She makes my eyes glaze over with her unending sanctimonious self righteous horseshit. But yanno, she’s all about rainbows and kitties and snuggling. Except when she’s a critical, judgmental bitch.

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**Author:** ![ForumBot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee59a6/32.png) [@ForumBot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ForumBot)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312/94 "2007-05-09T18:39:32Z")

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**Tashabot** , I condemn thee to the lowest level of journalistic hell: USA Today.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312/95 "2007-05-09T18:42:57Z")

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Bot Wars!

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312/96 "2007-05-09T18:45:01Z")

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[deep conspiracy theory] **words on the internet** is an HSA agent still keeping an eye on **tashabot** [/deep conspiracy theory]

[deeper conspiracy theory] He works with **Giraffe** [/deeper conspiracy theory]

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312/97 "2007-05-09T18:47:42Z")

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[QUOTE=dahfisheroo]  
Hell, I even like \*\*Carol Stream \*\* more. At least he makes me laugh with his trollishness. She makes my eyes glaze over with her unending sanctimonious self righteous horseshit. But yanno, she’s all about rainbows and kitties and snuggling. Except when she’s a critical, judgmental bitch.  
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I am trying to understand this, I think this might be what you mean.

You dislike Carol less because at least it is a straight forward troll and obviously filled with hatred and vile, where as QG tries to appear fair and acts foul?

Is that about right?

Jim

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312/98 "2007-05-09T18:53:13Z")

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]  
I am trying to understand this, I think this might be what you mean.

You dislike Carol less because at least it is a straight forward troll and obviously filled with hatred and vile, where as QG tries to appear fair and acts foul?

Is that about right?

Jim  
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I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who scratched my head at that whole post. It was completely confusing.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312/99 "2007-05-09T18:54:50Z")

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]  
I am trying to understand this, I think this might be what you mean.

You dislike Carol less because at least it is a straight forward troll and obviously filled with hatred and vile, where as QG tries to appear fair and acts foul?

Is that about right?

Jim  
[/QUOTE]

Yessir.

I should know better than to try to post while doing 14 other things. Sorry.

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-tashabot-pitting/403312/100 "2007-05-09T18:55:59Z")

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[QUOTE=tashabot]  
Yay, a pitting!

Okay, carry on.

~Tasha  
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Wow, that’s all you have to say for yourself? Grand.

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