# A thought for Excalibre

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 15, 2006, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782 "2006-06-15T06:17:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782/61 "2006-06-15T17:25:02Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
You’ve got class oozing out of both tits.  
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W00t! It’s like _Species_, only without the tentacles!

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**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782/62 "2006-06-15T17:29:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Dijon Warlock]  
W00t! It’s like _Species_, only without the tentacles!  
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But where’s the fun in that?

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782/63 "2006-06-15T17:32:08Z")

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Naked alien babes.

What needs explained here?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782/64 "2006-06-15T17:33:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Anaamika]  
…EW.  
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Sorry.

He’s got sticky white class coming out of both hooters.

Better?

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782/65 "2006-06-15T17:36:26Z")

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I must go be by myself now.

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782/66 "2006-06-15T17:46:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Anaamika]  
This is a gentlemanly (or ladylike) way to take a correction.

Yes, I’m not addressing the OP.  
[/QUOTE]  
Well, hey, better address THIS one (good argument for “gender” to be an optional parameter in the User Profile…sure, people can lie, but they can also tell the truth):

GENTLEMANLY. I’m willing to prove it if you buy me dinner first.

Fair is fair, after all. 🙂

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782/67 "2006-06-15T17:59:46Z")

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[QUOTE=John Mace]  
I agree. There are quite a few fools whom one shouldn’t suffer gladly. Especially around here.  
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**John** , I don’t care what **Excalibre** thinks of me, because he’s not going to rest until he’s called everybody ignorant, but if you were impying me as one of the fools one shouldn’t suffer, that hurts, because I respect your opinion.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782/68 "2006-06-15T18:07:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Dijon Warlock]  
Well, hey, better address THIS one (good argument for “gender” to be an optional parameter in the User Profile…sure, people can lie, but they can also tell the truth):

GENTLEMANLY. I’m willing to prove it if you buy me dinner first.

Fair is fair, after all. 🙂  
[/QUOTE]

Your location says “Door of [my] fridge”. While you’re in there, help yourself.

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**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782/69 "2006-06-15T18:08:11Z")

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[QUOTE=bup]  
**John** , I don’t care what **Excalibre** thinks of me, because he’s not going to rest until he’s called everybody ignorant, but if you were impying me as one of the fools one shouldn’t suffer, that hurts, because I respect your opinion.  
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Right in this thread I’ve acknowledged that there are a lot of people around here who are smarter than me, and a lot of people who know more about various subjects than I do. While I’m quite happy to call ignorant people ignorant, I certainly don’t make it a habit to insult those who aren’t.

Perhaps there is some field in which you aren’t quite so ignorant; I haven’t seen it yet, but I can only read so many threads around here.

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782/70 "2006-06-15T18:08:30Z")

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Jesus Christ, come into the Pit expecting a pitting and all I see are apologies. Fuckin tossers.

hehehe. Just havin some fun.

But, whilst on the subject. . . **Excalibre** , care to apology for the horrid insult you recently sent my way???

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**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782/71 "2006-06-15T18:13:46Z")

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[QUOTE=vetbridge]  
But, whilst on the subject. . . **Excalibre** , care to apology for the horrid insult you recently sent my way???  
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Are you screwing with me? Or did I actually insult you?

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782/72 "2006-06-15T18:14:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Excalibre]  
Right in this thread I’ve acknowledged that there are a lot of people around here who are smarter than me, and a lot of people who know more about various subjects than I do. While I’m quite happy to call ignorant people ignorant, I certainly don’t make it a habit to insult those who aren’t.

Perhaps there is some field in which you aren’t quite so ignorant; I haven’t seen it yet, but I can only read so many threads around here.  
[/QUOTE]  
😃  
And, for the rest of you, how is holding a contrary literary opinion proof of ignorance?

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782/73 "2006-06-15T18:20:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Excalibre]  
Are you screwing with me? Or did I actually insult you?  
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FUCK OFF you damn well know what I’m talking about. ☹

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782/74 "2006-06-15T18:21:28Z")

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:Dhehe. Just screwing wif ya. Peace, bro.

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782/75 "2006-06-15T18:25:14Z")

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Impressive. Two pages of non-pitting before 11 am.

[QUOTE=bup]  
**John** , I don’t care what **Excalibre** thinks of me, because he’s not going to rest until he’s called everybody ignorant, but if you were impying me as one of the fools one shouldn’t suffer, that hurts, because I respect your opinion.  
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I need to get around more, I guess. I haven’t seen **Excalibre** constantly calling people ignorant, and I read quite a few threads he participates in. Frankly, it’s nice to see someone who isn’t afraid to offend anyone with their sometimes un-PC opinions. I think we go too far out of our way to make sure we don’t offend anyone and compromise our own convictions in the process. **Excalibre** doesn’t do that.  
As for **John’s** comment, I don’t think it was leveled at you personally. I like the man, but he has that typical pubbie insecurity, always having to insult the liberals to feel better about himself ( 😉 )

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**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782/76 "2006-06-15T18:29:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Maureen]  
As for **John’s** comment, I don’t think it was leveled at you personally. I like the man, but he has that typical pubbie insecurity, always having to insult the liberals to feel better about himself ( 😉 )  
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Isn’t he basically libertarian? That’s the impression I always get reading his posts.

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782/77 "2006-06-15T18:34:04Z")

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It’s entirely possible, although I haven’t really seen him support any Libertarian candidates. We see eye to eye on quite a few things, wildly disagree on others. Make of that what you will.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782/78 "2006-06-15T18:46:09Z")

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[QUOTE=bup]  
**John** , I don’t care what **Excalibre** thinks of me, because he’s not going to rest until he’s called everybody ignorant, but if you were impying me as one of the fools one shouldn’t suffer, that hurts, because I respect your opinion.  
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No, it wasn’t aimed at you.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782/79 "2006-06-15T18:51:44Z")

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Hmm, what to do? On the one hand, I always look forward to **Excalibre’s** posts. Even when I disagree with him, they’re always well-written, and they’re very often chock full of fascinating stuff.

On the other hand, I also really like **FinnAgain’s** posts, and look forward to reading them, too. I don’t know what grudge the two of them have against each other, but I’m sad that it exists.

Oh well.  
Daniel

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thought-for-excalibre/360782/80 "2006-06-15T18:57:07Z")

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**LHoD** , you got into it recently with someone else I really liked. I’m not going to name them, there’s no need. I like both of you, and I kind of felt the same way.

No real point to this post, just was gratified to see someone else felt that way, too.

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