# A thread all my own **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 8, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205 "2003-09-08T02:48:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205/1 "2003-09-08T02:48:40Z")
I wonder if it is possible to have my own, private thread here, a thread that is just for me. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205/2 "2003-09-08T02:54:04Z")
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205/3 "2003-09-08T02:55:22Z")
Well, sheesh – that’s a hell of a 400th post, isn’t it? Not exactly shedding light on any subject. And here I was planning to make it memorable – not a hijack of someone else’s thread. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205/4 "2003-09-08T02:56:48Z")
Nope. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205/5 "2003-09-08T03:01:50Z")
Okay, fine. Be that way. I wonder if it’s possible to have a thread just for me … and Happy Lendervedder, and EddyTeddyFreddy, and her cats. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205/6 "2003-09-08T03:03:14Z")
Only if you include my horses, too. 😃 Wanna go for a ride? Happy, we gots a pony for you. ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205/7 "2003-09-08T03:03:18Z")
**EddyTeddyFreddy** hijacking a thread is a perfectly acceptable way to celebrate a posting milestone! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205/8 "2003-09-08T03:04:42Z")
Gosh, should I make it a habit? Hijack a thread every hundredth post? Or would that be too greedy? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205/9 "2003-09-08T03:04:44Z")
and are there any horses for my cats to ride? ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205/10 "2003-09-08T03:07:03Z")
Neat - two simulposts in a row! 🙂 Hijacking threads on post milestones could be your trademark 😛 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205/11 "2003-09-08T03:10:42Z")
Sure, **leechbabe**! There’s around 30 horses at the barn where I board – plenty to choose from. But would your cats feel more comfortable on a pony? We have some of them, too. Or how about a goat? A mini mare? A mini donkey named Dudley? I will warn you to discourage your cats from attempting to attack the guinea hens, though – those birds are _MEAN_. Raucous, too. Lovely plumage, but their nekkid little heads and beady red eyes are kinda creepy. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205/12 "2003-09-08T03:14:36Z")
Listen, I have my limits, you know. This is a thread just for me … and … and … ahhh-_chooo!_ and Happy Lendervedder, and leechbabe, and hijacked by EddyTeddyFreddy, and ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhh_chooooo!_ Did subwon led cads onto this thread? But that’s it. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205/13 "2003-09-08T03:18:30Z")
And the goad. _AAAAAH-choooo._ Goat. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205/14 "2003-09-08T03:26:19Z")
“I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name 'Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain La, la …” I am so sorry. Hee hee. ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205/15 "2003-09-08T03:31:01Z")
- :: scurries around thread trying to catch cats to place on ponies :: \* Hmmm this is going to be somewhat harder than I thought. Perhaps I’ll just settle for watching the cats get whomped by the guinea hens. - :: passes **Satisfying Andy Licious** a box of tissues :: \* ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205/16 "2003-09-08T03:43:34Z")
theng yew. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205/17 "2003-09-08T03:48:28Z")
I like those cologne gift sets that give you something else besides just smeels. Like, when thay edd a backpack, or champagne glasses, or a keychain, or a watch. That’s usually how i find a new frangrance to purchase. If the cute chick at the counter shows me a gift set, I’ll buy. That sounds like a double entendre. Cool Hey, cutie, show me your gift set [looks at her tits] 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![emmaliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emmaliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emmaliminal)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205/18 "2003-09-08T03:52:37Z")
Can I play in your thread too? Prettypleasewithsugarontopandchocolatesprinklesandabigfatmaraschinocherry? Our cats are very very nice and would never _dream_ of making you sneeze, Andy honey. ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205/19 "2003-09-08T03:53:38Z")
What choo looking at? ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205/20 "2003-09-08T03:56:02Z")
Good thing I’m not allergic tuh … tuh … _aaaaah-CHOOOO_ to fragrances. Or Blondes on horses with no names. Though I’ve never met a blonde on a horse with no name. Then maybe it’s just that in the desert, you can’t remember your nabe for there ain’t no one for to gib you … you … _aaaaah-CHOOOO!_ no paid. Eddyway, I lige habbing a thread all my owed. Kinda crowded, though. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-all-my-own/200205.md?page=2)