# A thread for Rudy {Rudy Giuliani} **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [August 16, 2023, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355 "2023-08-16T04:08:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2024, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/761 "2024-05-21T22:12:06Z")
He stole that gag from Leslie Nielsen. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2024, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/762 "2024-05-21T22:29:08Z")
Ew, I didn’t hear a flush. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2024, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/763 "2024-05-21T22:39:29Z")
Isn’t he known for being a rabid tree hugger? If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2024, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/764 "2024-05-21T22:51:19Z")
To the tune of [**“Cover of the Rolling Stone”**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AH5J2zQHqc) Well, we’re Trump’s broke cronies, and our hands are boney And when Zoom calls, I gots to go (it’s such a rush) We pee in short spurts, there’s some blood, Man it hurts With a big pill of Proscar, it’ll flow I pee in all kinds of bowls. I leak from all kinds of holes But the porcelain’s all I’ve known Then there’s the thrill that’ll getcha’ as an indicted lecher While Trump dumps in his golden throne ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2024, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/765 "2024-05-21T23:02:08Z")
Uh uh uh, I didn’t hear you wash your hands. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2024, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/766 "2024-05-21T23:53:09Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Hopefully he can get some sun in Arizona. After we booted Arpaio out his outdoor jail was closed. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/767 "2024-05-22T11:28:11Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > I didn’t hear you wash your hands. When we are at a restaurant and I go to the men’s room, I’ll sometimes on return brag about the fact that I’m not an employee, yet I still washed my hands. Classy, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/768 "2024-05-22T12:55:15Z")
Rudy’s a legal whiz! ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/769 "2024-05-22T17:01:06Z")
I love it! “…I leak from all kinds of holes” 😆 ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/770 "2024-05-31T19:47:08Z")
one step closer to being disbarred. [Rudy Giuliani: DC attorney discipline board recommends disbarrment for bogus 2020 election fraud claim | CNN Politics](https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/31/politics/rudy-giuliani-election-fraud-disbarment/index.html) Giuliani’s law license had already been suspended due to his work boosting Trump’s false assertions about his electoral loss. It is up to the DC Court of Appeals to decide whether to permanently disbar Giuliani. “We conclude that disbarment is the only sanction that will protect the public, the courts, and the integrity of the legal profession, and deter other lawyers from launching similarly baseless claims in the pursuit of such wide-ranging yet completely unjustified relief,” the attorney discipline board wrote Friday. “We agree with the Hearing Committee that the Pennsylvania litigation was based ‘only on speculation, mistrust, and suspicion,’” the opinion said. The board concluded that Giuliani had put forward “no facts to support the claims he made and his opinion that election impropriety occurred does not meet the requirements for filing a lawsuit.” ---
**Author:** ![MulderMuffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldermuffin/32/2862_2.png) [@MulderMuffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MulderMuffin)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/771 "2024-07-02T16:34:40Z")
And trump’s toadies continue to pay the price for trying to help him overturn the election. [https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/4751681-rudy-giuliani-disbarred-new-york/](https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/4751681-rudy-giuliani-disbarred-new-york/) > The New York appeals panel ordered Giuliani to “desist and refrain” from practicing law in any form, appearing as an attorney before any court or public authority, providing legal advice or presenting himself “in any way” as an attorney. You’d think some of them would get fed up with being the ones left holding the bag and they’d speak out against the turd. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/772 "2024-07-02T16:56:22Z")
Funny how being “disbarred” means the court bars you from being a lawyer. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/773 "2024-07-02T17:55:10Z")
I can imagine Rudy panicking when he hears he has been disbarred, then assured that no, it doesn’t mean he can no longer go into a bar and order drinks. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/774 "2024-07-02T18:20:30Z")
> [@MulderMuffin](#): > > You’d think some of them would get fed up with being the ones left holding the bag and they’d speak out against the turd. Imma guess kompromat. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/775 "2024-07-02T19:24:00Z")
I was in DC briefly, decades ago, and I swear I saw a coin-op Kompromat. Seems to me it was in Anacostia. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/776 "2024-07-03T10:39:50Z")
> [@susan](#): > > Imma guess kompromat. Imma guess cult. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2024, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/777 "2024-07-10T12:21:38Z")
Rudy’s back in court today. His creditors in bankruptcy proceedings are applying to the court to have a court-appointed monitor of his assets, arguing that he’s refused to provide full disclosure and is still spending lavishly. His lawyer says it’s all political, abuse of process, etc. > **[Angry creditors want Giuliani’s assets taken out of his control | CNN Politics](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/07/09/politics/angry-creditors-giuliani-assets)** > > A group of angry creditors will face-off against Rudy Giuliani in bankruptcy court on Wednesday, where they have asked a judge to put his finances under the control of an independent trustee in order to lock down his assets and begin to collect what... ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2024, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/778 "2024-07-10T12:22:53Z")
Dammit, you corrected the misspelling, meaning my “Rudy is officially Baroque” joke will no longer play. 😢 ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2024, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/779 "2024-07-10T12:23:26Z")
Life is hard sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2024, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355/780 "2024-07-10T12:25:22Z")
Harder for Rudy, tho! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355.md?page=38) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-rudy-rudy-giuliani/989355.md?page=40)